We’ve all seen the commercials. There’s an apparent epidemic stagnation crisis in ladycolons across America, but Jamie Lee Curtis is on the case. In the spirit of ladysisterhood, we tried the lady yogurt. We held our heads high in the checkout lane, as the 17 year old fella behind the register asked if it worked and wondered aloud if he should buy some for his mom. We gamely choked down a 50 calorie, low-fat, sugar-free, aspartame flavored cup of hopes and dreams.
I know this is a super late reply, but I feel like lady yogurt needs to come with the disclaimer “do not use if you already poop a lot.” Activia can cause me not to leave the house for a day or so. As an ex-boyfriend once said to me “well honey, there’s a down arrow on it for a reason.”
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I know this is a super late reply, but I feel like lady yogurt needs to come with the disclaimer “do not use if you already poop a lot.” Activia can cause me not to leave the house for a day or so. As an ex-boyfriend once said to me “well honey, there’s a down arrow on it for a reason.”