P is for Persephone

medallion image that says "P is for Persephone Magazine no. one" in handwritten letters
P is for Persephone Magazine, Number 1. Oh, God.

 

hand-written sign that says "episode one: grand prize winners, brought to you live from"
The pits of hell and a history of low grades in penmanship and art, obviously.

hand-drawn picture of a messy living room, with The West Wing on the TV set, crumpled up papers and an open laptop on the sofa, and a collection of unicorn figurines on the bookshelf. there is a case of "Diet Kook" under a side table. The caption reads, "Persephone Magazine West Coast Office"
In Sunny San Francisco, CA!
Sketch of woman in glasses and push-up bra standing before a case of "Diet Kook" with an asterisk disclaimer that says "actual editorial uniform involves yoga pants, no bra, no lipstick", and the woman is holding a letter and says in a speech bubble, "Hey bitches! That contest result came in. Bitches love winning contests!"
Ophelia Payne, Editor in Chief, receives the day's mail.
Sketch of two women, one with flowing blond hair and a can of "Mt. Doo" in her hand captioned Sara B., the other (captioned xfafafafabulous, fafafafa) in a mini dress, pearls, and bunny slippers. The one in slippers says, "Fucking sweet! What did they say? Is our mag worth funding?"
The editorial staff is all ears. Even their slippers.

 

Same woman as in first panel, who says "I think it's time we considered the military possibilities of that glitter cannon."
Bitches love revenge.

 

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Meghan had a number of quality writing mentors over the course of her education, which just goes to show that you can't blame the teacher for the way the student turns out. Team Oxford Comma represent.

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