So, this week’s story is going under the cut. We’re talking about when our quest for orgasm gets unintentionally hilarious.
Dude and I are relatively lucky in our sex life, in that we have no roommates, the walls of our apartment don’t seem to be paper-thin, and we have no children yet, so we can get it on fairly uninterrupted.
I say fairly because we do have one intruder: our dog, the beagle/greyhound mix puppy, Luna, who does not understand why we shut her out of the room, and does not understand the noises we’re making at all. Lately she has taken to serenading our sexytimes with relentless barking and howling, that sounds suspiciously like her normal demand barking. “Guys! GUYS! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AT ONCE AND BE INCLUDED IN IT.” Sorry, puppy girl. Anyway, we pretty much have a hard time taking ourselves too seriously when we’re trying to be sexy and have to listen to the dog getting snitty on the other side of the door. Which, in retrospect, is probably better for us anyway.
So, orgasm-getters, what mood killers, embarrassing moments, and unexpected laughter have you been encountering in your quest for year-long orgasms?