Is Google monopoly?
Smuggler bribe screeners
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
FTC on prowl
Prosecutor for Google
Antitrust lawsuit
(New York Times)
Is a War Crime Conviction Just Deserts?
Charles Taylor war crimes
First head of state convicted
Since second World War.
(New York Times)
Remember Kids, Don’t Do Drugs
Don’t seem drunk or stoned?
Judge says suspicionless test
Not reasonable
(Christian Science Monitor)
Because Violence is Bad, the GOP Comes Around
Senate GOP
Violence Against Women
Bill is OK now
(Slate)
I Just Want to Bring My Tweezers on Vacation
TSA screeners
Took money to let drugs through
Dangerous tweezers
(Slate)
Maybe I Missed Something in Government Class
SCOTUS asks tough q’s
Show me your papers legit?
Who is the swing vote?
(NPR)
Nutella is “Healthy”
Nutella healthy?
Probably not. But so yum!
Maker may settle.
(NPR)
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Inspired
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Smart
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Tickled
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Hungry
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Empathetic
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Smash!












You’re a genius. This is fab. And I’m smiling.
That you can write something like this, and then have a productive day afterward, is incredible to me.
I would spend hours poring over some ditty about trees and lakes and mountains, but you are working with DRY ASS NEWS MATERIAL and you still come up with something engaging.
How do you not just go take a nap for 6 hours.
Honestly, news in haiku form is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Now all I want is Nutella.
Seriously my favorite way ever to read the news.
I 100% agree.
I am wowed.