News Appetizers in Haiku ‘Cause We’re Cool

Another week done
The scream, vaginas and moon
Rest up for next week

It’s a super moon
Which means it’s a giant moon
So go howl at it
(NASA)

Vaginas are cool
Bacteria fight it out
No one knows who wins
(Live Science)

Chinese activist
Wants asylum in U.S
Human rights? Yeah right.
(NY Times)

12 minutes for The Scream
To be most expensive art
Winner still unknown
(NY Times)

Romney aid has quit
Republicans don’t like him
Because he is gay
(Al Jazeera)

Read Bin Laden Docs
Show big Al Qaida divide
Most of it boring
(Slate)

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7 Comments News Appetizers in Haiku ‘Cause We’re Cool

  1. Avatar of OpifexOpifex

    I get sort of sad
    Seeing art commoidified
    Not what it is for

    Art for the people
    Belongs in a museum
    To quote Indy Jones

    I ask for forgiveness
    These poems are not well done
    I suck at Haiku

  2. Avatar of haydukehayduke

    Appetizers post
    It was a good, if sad, read
    I thank you for this

    In five syllables
    And then in seven of them
    You gave us the news

    All of our comments
    Should emulate your efforts
    To show our respect

     

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