Greetings, fellow lovers of frozen dessert foods! Welcome to Round Two, where the competition is stiffer and the editorial neutrality abandoned.
Let’s be clear, folks: so far, the main cheerleading I’ve seen has been for Pistachio, which lost; don’t think I won’t take my revenge by substituting that flavor for another that no one can be bothered to campaign for. I take my ice creams seriously, and I expect voters to do the same!
Have a look at the updated bracket I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM here. Today’s match-ups: Chocolate v. Coffee and Chocolate Vanilla Swirl v. Cherry/Cherry Vanilla.
Chocolate, the essential indulgence…but is it stronger as an ice cream flavor than the intoxicating Coffee, which I happen to be eating as I draft this post? [EDITOR’S NOTE: OBVIOUSLY NOT]
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl is the marriage of two essentials, but does it deserve to beat out the lovely, distinctive Cherry/Cherry Vanilla? [EDITOR’S NOTE PT.2: NO, NO IT DOES NOT]
State your cases and cast your votes! Make this argumentative bitch proud! Voting ends Tuesday at 5:00 p.m. EDT.