It’s f’ing hot in here. So take off all your clothes. And sit in front of the air conditioning with some ice cream. And read some news haiku.
It is hot everywhere and no one has power
It’s f’ing hot all over
I still hate winter
Sometimes planes crash
Crash caused by pilot error
And faulty sensor
In Argentina, some children were taken, and now someone’s serving time
Sentenced to 50 years for
No one will ever have any money again
Cuts eurozone interest rates
Will it save Europe?
I really don’t know if Wikileaks does any good
Features Syrian emails
Think this will change things?