News in Haiku Want a Dinosaur Cat

Welcome to the news. You want a dinosaur cat, don’t you?

Ryan deception
Even noticed by Fox News
And that’s not a lie
Fox News

New life for cheddar
Costs ten bucks an ounce. Also
It’s been aged decades.
NYTimes

Texas ID law
Discriminates says a court
Everybody votes!
LATimes

Cat-like dinosaur
Hunted with guile and cunning
Aeriel quarry
BBC

Counting calories
Doesn’t give monkeys long life
So eat ALL the food
NYTimes

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[E] Sally Lawton

My food groups are cheese, bacon, and hot tea. I like studying cities and playing with my cat, Buffy.

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