Yes, Cyber Monday. The Black Friday of the Internet and while I won’t go into too many details, I will say that these types of holidays seem to bring out the…well…special snowflakes en masse.
Which brings me to my next point. How do I cope? Oh, I cope like I do with most anything — a little song, a little dance. Here is one of my favorite diddies.
Nothing like a little merry fuck you to make the consumerism nightmare go down a little bit sweeter.
So what’s your favorite way to deal with the general shop-o-holic awfulness of the holidays, whether you are on the having-to-shop or having-to-help-those-shop side?