To be quite honest, I had to think for a minute about what day it actually is. That’s the thing about working in retail in the middle of December: all of the days and minutes and hours all rush in together and you find yourself unable to distinguish normal increments of time.
So please, distract me from my customer service woes and tell me something that’ll make me smile. Because so far, the highlight of my week was a skeezy middle-aged man telling me I don’t look like the 16-year-old professional swimsuit model used in one of our ads. Fun.