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Welcome to the news! There’s a few choice puns in there, so read carefully!

GOP senators are asking Hagel some tough questions. NYTimes

Budweiser and Corona at lagerheads with the Justice Department over merger. BBC

Israel. Syria. Weapons. Hezbollah. No one’s happy. BBC

Senate isn’t all that debticated to passing an actual budget, so they’re just raising the debt ceiling again. LATimes

There was this MAJOR accident in Detroit (where I live). Sudden white-out conditions and black ice caused about 150 people to get in a wreck. Three people died and many were sent to the hospital. Stay safe! Detroit Free Press

Sad (but made for Lifetime) news: a man is holding a boy hostage in a bunker. CNN

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[E] Sally LawtonI have an MA in political theory. By night I read and write about political theory or make attempts at the great American novel (or watch Doctor Who). By day, I hope for better things. I have my own blog, themostpretentiousblog.blogspot.com, which features me writing philosophical things.View all posts by [E] Sally Lawton →

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  1. [M] freckle
    [M] freckle02-01-2013

    Why does he even have a bunker? Hm, reading an article would probably help. But still: why does he have a bunker?

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