No matter how you feel about Anthropologie’s selection of cute dresses and whimsical decor, you’ve probably thought the store was drunk at some point. Here’s where Anthro had a little too much to drink before selling stuff.
What’s that? $98 for a crate I can get for free out of the trash? Anthropologie, you are drunk.
My mom is an artist. I could buy her a new easel for around $200 and take her old, paint-covered one home. Anthropologie, you are drunk.
These are designed to last 100 years. So is the rake that my grandma bought in the ’40s for pennies. Anthropologie, you are drunk.
Do you know what chickens do in coops? They shit. A lot. So maybe you want to spend around $100 buying wood from the hardware store and nailing it together. Or buy a coop that doesn’t cost $3K. Anthropologie, you are drunk.
You can make this ugly chair for nearly free by buying a wood chair at a flea market or garage sale and then taking the legs off a plastic chair you found at another sale. Put the two together, and there you go! An ugly chair for (almost) free. Anthropologie, you are drunk.
For $5K, you can have a couch that looks like your cat clawed it! Or you can buy any couch and let your cat have some fun! Anthropologie, you are drunk.
What have you seen at Anthropologie that is unnecessarily expensive?