You know what sucks about moving away from the city? No more ice cream trucks in the summer!
There used to be one that stopped right next to the playground I took the kiddo to in Queens, and before that, there were usually at least two parked within a couple blocks of my old job. Sure, the song was annoying, but traveling ice cream was a freaking brilliant idea. I miss them, to the point that I’ve been thinking about asking for a soft-serve maker for my birthday next month.
(I don’t know why that exists, but I was pretty confident that it would. I really don’t know why it’s been watched more than 286,000 times. People are sadistic bastards.)
How much do you hate me right now for putting the song in your head? Sound off in the comments below, or just tell me how your week’s going.