What Would I Say? is the newest app to take Facebook by storm. Reminiscent of the now-defunct Horse_ebooks Twitter account, the app takes snippets from your previous Facebook posts and recombines them into new phrases. Most of the statuses it generates are pretty nonsensical, but sometimes it creates absolute gems.
In the entire world, there’s only one of you. You are special.
In the age of social media, it’s easy to feel like you owe updates to everyone you’ve known since birth about every little thing that happens. It’s OK to keep some things private! It’s also OK to reach out and ask for help when you need it, as difficult as that can be.
On the other hand, it’s easy to get sucked into the internet and ignore the real world. Fun as that may be, log out!
Take a mental health break and spend some time in nature. It’s hard to focus on your problems when you’re chasing a butterfly.
Sometimes people are in your life for a time and then leave. Sometimes it’s for the best that they go away, even if it’s painful in the moment. Sometimes you need to forcefully eject people from your life, and that’s OK too.
If you’ve gotten into a cycle of listening to mopey songs post-breakup, snap out of it! Wallowing is great for a while, but you have to move on.
Sometimes, making it out in one piece is the best outcome you can hope for. There’s no shame in simply surviving.
It’s great to encourage your friends by telling them how you handled a similar situation, but keep in mind that what worked for you may not work for them, so don’t be too pushy about it.
Yay, responsible birth control usage! Be sure that it protects against STDs too if y’all haven’t been tested recently.
As long as everyone’s safe and consenting, sex isn’t bad! Go ahead and be naughty, we won’t tell (unless you want us to)!
Ah, the pre-emptive strike. Not necessarily the best strategy in foreign policy, but in life, sometimes you need to rally your friends and tackle problems head-on before they escalate.
When all else fails, Helvetica.
Self-explanatory. All things are better with cookies!