To say we are fond of unicorns around this joint is a bit of an understatement.
It makes sense. Unicorns are awesome and beautiful and magical, and so are my fellow P-Mag crew. I think I speak for many here by saying I need of of these things. All. Of. Them.
I know what I would choose if given the choice, and I freaking love myself. Still, being a unicorn would be better.
Usually the look on my face gets this point across pretty well, but just in case, this shirt would help make it clear.
Proper care of one’s unicorn is incredibly important. It must not be taken for granted. This book serves as a handy guide should you run into any issues with yours.
Seriously, I am a pacifist, but if someone said unicorns were lame to me, I might have to punch them in the knee.
So pretty and sparkly. I am like a magpie, so if it glitters, I want it.
You all MUST check out this shop. While a custom unicorn is quickly rising on my list of necessities, the other items in this shop are fucking gorgeous. They have so many beautiful pieces.
One of these days, I will find the proper way to make sugar cookies so they don’t come out looking like blobs. When that day comes, I am going to hit this Etsy shop so fucking hard.
I have mentioned my fascination with taxidermy, which is ethically problematic. An easy way to sidestep that? Cardboard animal heads.
This unicorn shoots sprinkles out of its ass. Come on. I would love to use it do decorate the aforementioned sugar cookies, but I would add a little piece of dough behind the butt to make it look like the unicorn was pooping little rainbow confetti.
Please share your favorite unicorn related items/gifs/quotes in the comments. UNICORN PARTY!Related