Holiday Gift Guide – Because We Are All Magical Unicorns

To say we are fond of unicorns around this joint is a bit of an understatement. 

It makes sense. Unicorns are awesome and beautiful and magical, and so are my fellow P-Mag crew. I think I speak for many here by saying I need of of these things. All. Of. Them.

Excellent Advice

Black throw pillow with white writing that says "Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn

image from society6.com

I know what I would choose if given the choice, and I freaking love myself. Still, being a unicorn would be better.

It’s True

photo of a black sweatshirt that says Bitch I'm Fabulous in white with a white unicorn and a rainbow

image from lookhuman.com

Usually the look on my face gets this point across pretty well, but just in case, this shirt would help make it clear.

Helpful Tips

Photo of a book entitled How to Raise Unicorns, beige book with light blue circle in the middle with a unicorn drawing in it

image from modcloth.com

Proper care of one’s unicorn is incredibly important. It must not be taken for granted. This book serves as a handy guide should you run into any issues with yours.

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

photo of a black tank that says "Unicorns Are Lame" said nobody ever in white

Image from fab.com

Seriously, I am a pacifist, but if someone said unicorns were lame to me, I might have to punch them in the knee.

Sparkle and Unicorns

photo of a wraparound gold and pink ring with a unicorn head

Image from thelostlanes.com

So pretty and sparkly. I am like a magpie, so if it glitters, I want it.

Need.

profile photo of a woman with black hair wearing a unicorn horn with flowers and other decorative elements

Image from etsy.com seller Idolatre

You all MUST check out this shop. While a custom unicorn is quickly rising on my list of necessities, the other items in this shop are fucking gorgeous. They have so many beautiful pieces.

Magical Baking

Photo of a unicorn shaped cookie cutter

Image from etsy.com seller sweetestelle

One of these days, I will find the proper way to make sugar cookies so they don’t come out looking like blobs. When that day comes, I am going to hit this Etsy shop so fucking hard.

Wall Mounted Awesomeness

Photo of white cardboard unicorn head for mounting on the wall

Image from perpetualkid.com

I have mentioned my fascination with taxidermy, which is ethically problematic. An easy way to sidestep that? Cardboard animal heads.

When Glitter Shoots Out of My Ass

photo of a white plastic unicorn with a gold horn and rainbow mane and tail surrounded by glitter

image from thinkgeek.com

This unicorn shoots sprinkles out of its ass. Come on. I would love to use it do decorate the aforementioned sugar cookies, but I would add a little piece of dough behind the butt to make it look like the unicorn was pooping little rainbow confetti.

Please share your favorite unicorn related items/gifs/quotes in the comments. UNICORN PARTY!

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