On the twelfth day of Hot Christmas, my producer gave to me…
12 character shoes
11 ideas for solos
10 tubes of fabric glue
9 boxes of sparklies
8 false eyelashes
7 garter belts
6 feather fans
5 pairs of fishnets!
4 safety thongs
3 post-show drinks
2 flattering photos
And a whole shitload of pasty tape!
(So I never, ever run out and have to beg a piece off a fellow dancer.) (Especially when I’m only halfway finished with the job.) (Not that this has ever happened.)
HAVE A HAPPY, SEXY, GLITTERY HOLIDAY Y’ALL!
I’ll be performing with The Kiss Kiss Cabaret again in February — in the meantime, check me out December 19 at GTB’s Stockings and Garters: A Geek Girl Holiday Striptacular!
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