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Flowers in the Attic 2014, Live Blog Harder

Sally Draper is growing up, on Lifetime TV. Meet us right here at 8pm, when the magic starts happening.

 

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Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 201410:06 pm

Thanks for joining in, this was so much fun.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 201410:02 pm

Giving us excuses for drunk liveblogging. Bless them.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 201410:01 pm

Murder, incest, and lady ads.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 201410:01 pm

:)

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 201410:00 pm

Nice closing shot!

Yep, Lizzie is totally on for next Saturday. I’ll put it on the schedule right now.

Lifetime TV: Brightening your winter, with murder and incest.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 201410:00 pm

I hope so!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 201410:00 pm

So next week for Lizzie Borden?

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:59 pm

Nice ending, Lifetime!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:58 pm

Where were your antiquated gender roles when you made your sister carry Carrie down the rope?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:57 pm

There’s not enough therapy to fix that shit.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:55 pm

FORESHADOWING the sequel.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:55 pm

DRINK!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:54 pm

MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:53 pm

Whoa! Gramma Golem!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:53 pm

FEATHER DUSTER SCENE.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:52 pm

You wouldn’t get much for that ring.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:51 pm

There’s a local car dealership ad on right now, and it’s even more inconceivable than most local dealer ads.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:50 pm

Periods! Menopause! Shoes! Cleaning while dressed business casual!

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:50 pm

Wait, you weren’t?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:50 pm

Old people pains! Drink!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:49 pm

We should have been drinking with every stereotypical lady ad.

Yeast infection! Drink!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:48 pm

Lifetime clearly does not want me to get things done.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:48 pm

“Xeljanz” worst name for a drug, or second worst name for a drug?

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:47 pm

OK House of Secrets looks awesomebad.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:46 pm

And Cathy has the grace not to be all “I told you so, dumbass.”

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:45 pm

Also at least make up an illness with the right symptoms.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:44 pm

That’s not what pneumonia looks like! You’re not THIS STUPID kids!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:44 pm

Sound a little more distraught could you?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:43 pm

Doin’ it made Cory sick.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:42 pm

You could rule entire kingdoms in Westeros, kids.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:42 pm

They better inherit that money because they’re gonna need it for therapy.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:42 pm

No, not Sarasota. Sarasota is boring!

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:41 pm

Children learn mouth kissing from their parents. That’s the lesson we should all learn.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:40 pm

Camp + book compliant = awesome sauce

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:40 pm

Why does everyone want to make out with children in this movie??

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:39 pm

Needs way more camp.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:39 pm

I need a shower.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:38 pm

I like this Chris better too. Still creepy, but not as dumb.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:38 pm

COVER YOURSELF, WOMAN. FOR I AM CONFUSED, AND UNACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:37 pm

Sin does have a distinct odor. It smells different for everyone

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:37 pm

A+, Chris. You are way smarter than that other Chris, and hell yeah, Cathy. One candlestick could feed you all for a week.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:36 pm

He’s really going to have some issues with women when he grows up.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:36 pm

Christopher did something right! Though why they can’t just climb the rope down….

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:35 pm

Grandma can smell sin, apparently.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:35 pm

CLUB HER WITH THE BIBLE

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:31 pm

It was better for my 13 year old self, yeah.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:29 pm

This was better in my 14 year old imagination.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:29 pm

I’ve never been so thankful for commercials. That gave me squicks.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:29 pm

EWWWWW

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:29 pm

But not for this!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:29 pm

Oops, too late.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:28 pm

No jury would convict.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:28 pm

You can take her! Use that pent-up sexual energy for good, young man!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:28 pm

You’d totally be found innocent

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:28 pm

The time is right for murder, Chris! COME ON! You can save them all!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:28 pm

Bambi Had it So Good by Cathy Dollanganger

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:27 pm

Metaphor!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:27 pm

The TV will never abandon you.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:27 pm

I still want a doughnut.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:27 pm

hahaha

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This is the only time I will ever tell someone to not eat the donuts.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:26 pm

Oh, Gramma Burstyn! You’ve delivered the only warning you could!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:26 pm

FORESHADOWING

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:26 pm

Enter the donuts!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:25 pm

Who needs a mom, you have TV!

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:24 pm

You married someone who isn’t in your family? Come on, Mom! That’s not what we do!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:24 pm

PUNCH HER

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:24 pm

You are still an awful mother, but that dress is on point!

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:23 pm

Really? REALLY?

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:22 pm

HAHAHAHAHA

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:22 pm

I’ll save us, Cathy! I’m Oedipal Spiderman.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:21 pm

A drink for my eyes.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:21 pm

Oh, oh, now I need a drink.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:21 pm

They hit us over the head with metaphors around here.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:20 pm

Oh, that’s a metaphor.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:20 pm

Cathy now has a sweet 80s haircut!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:19 pm

I understand you’re at the mercy of your penis, Christopher. Because biology. And I’m pretty.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:19 pm

Or just leave the tar there as kicky new highlights.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:18 pm

I accidentally started something on Twitter with #brotherfucker.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:17 pm

I think it’s funny that this commercial assumes I feed myself better than my pet.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:16 pm

Try this for migraines. Side effects include headaches.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:15 pm

Making those bitches some Botox. Bitches love Botox.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:13 pm

Interesting point: abuse is running downhill in this family. Olivia is angry because Malcolm is a creeper for their daughter, so she takes it out on the kids, since she can’t take it out on Malcolm.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:10 pm

So you thought locking up your teenage kids together was a good idea, especially given your family history?

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:10 pm

@stephens even when you’re not locked in the attic with your sexually repressed brother.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:10 pm

It broke my stream.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20149:09 pm

Oh God, the sex talk. So awkward.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:09 pm

Modern Pastie, For today’s repressed boy.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:08 pm

Is Christopher reading a girlie mag?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:07 pm

STOP KISSING YOUR RELATIVES ON THE MOUTH LIKE THAT, HEATHER GRAHAM.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:07 pm

OMG

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:06 pm

‘sup, Medea?

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:06 pm

“Come on kids! It’s not like I threatened your safety or anything!”

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:03 pm

Liza’s legs? That’s a little personal, commercial. YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIMBS

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:03 pm

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT. Or we need to whip up a fanfic, STAT.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:03 pm

Lifetime, you have your finger on Pmag’s pulse.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:02 pm

“Flowers in the Attic: Revenge of the Dollangangers”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:02 pm

WHAT? Gabby movie!?!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:02 pm

GABBY DOUGLAS BIOPIC

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:01 pm

@amanda Agreed! I was expecting Colleen Moore’s dollhouse level swan bed.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:01 pm

I’m imagining an alternate ending where Christopher and Cathy just take out everyone in a blaze of glory.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:01 pm

Christopher needs some pamphlets.
“Those Feelings Aren’t Right!”

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:01 pm

Swan bed did not live up to my expectations.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20149:00 pm

KILL THEM ALL!

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20149:00 pm

Do the right thing, Christopher! Murder him!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20149:00 pm

Ewwwwwww.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:59 pm

Oh, you know, banged my uncle then locked my kids in the attic. NBD.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:59 pm

That necklace is terrible.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:58 pm

When Selena Talks to Her Television, and Types it Out.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:58 pm

“Remember, kiss your dad square on the lips!”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:57 pm

Olivia, you’re a racist.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:57 pm

Looks are deceiving, Bart.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:56 pm

I can’t wait for Tumblr to gif this.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:55 pm

Shut UP, Christopher.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:54 pm

Hey kids, you can lock your dolls in the attic, just like mommy!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:54 pm

CREEPY

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:54 pm

TEACH ME LIFE, ELLEN BURSTYN.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:52 pm

His teeth are whiter than the snow.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:52 pm

That house is the size of my elementary school.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:51 pm

Way to be useful Christopher.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:49 pm

Those side effects and possible complications sound terrifying!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:48 pm

Token menopause vagina ad.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:46 pm

Devil’s spawn and trunks don’t mix.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:46 pm

So dumb he got locked in a trunk. That’s bad DNA for you!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:45 pm

Oh hey, did I not mention that? MY BAD.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:44 pm

Chris, you poor bag of hammers.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:44 pm

I hate you, so I’ll just steal your wardrobe.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:43 pm

Corrine, you are terrible, but your outfit is fab.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:43 pm

The Oedipal subtext is also strong with this one.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:43 pm

Nice tan, bitch.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:43 pm

Burstyn could make a puddle seem deep.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:42 pm

Aw! That’s from the book.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:42 pm

These flowers represent all the love I can give!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:42 pm

How MRAs see feminists: Olivia Foxworth

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:42 pm

Awesome. The men are sexual creatures and can’t help it! eye roll.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:42 pm

MISANDRY

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:40 pm

I feel as though Corrine is a great visual for Cate’s White Feminism post.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:40 pm

I’m liking this Christopher better than the other one, but he’s still terrible.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:39 pm

like really screwed up.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:39 pm

Is that hope in Christopher’s eyes?
I am terrible.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:39 pm

you are perfect…except for some screwed up DNA.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:39 pm

What is a half-uncle, btw? Isn’t that just an uncle?

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:39 pm

It needs the closeness to the book with the campiness of the 80s movie

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:38 pm

Incest backstory in 3…2…1…

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:38 pm

Getting whipped in the back with a willow. NBD.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:38 pm

This is much truer to the book, but I feel like it needs more camp.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:37 pm

All you need to meet the right Christian man is white teeth and a good pad.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:37 pm

Blue liquid or GFTO

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:36 pm

I’m laughing at the ladychannel targeted ads for shoes and maxi pads.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:36 pm

Obligatory feminine hygiene product commercial.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:34 pm

I have not watched Project Timway yet.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:34 pm

Wednesday Adams all grown up!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:33 pm

I want to set my DVR for that Lizzie movie NOW but it won’t let me go that far into the future.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:33 pm

I am stoked for this.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:33 pm

Wednesday Adams!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:33 pm

I think so. I still haven’t re-read the books yet.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:33 pm

Christina Ricci is LIzzie Borden? This is getting better and better!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:32 pm

Terrified of and a bit in love with Ellyn Burstyn.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:32 pm

In the book, didn’t she get even more whacks?

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:32 pm

Officially terrified of Ellyn Burstyn.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:32 pm

devil spawn. drink!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:31 pm

Authentic foundation garments.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:31 pm

I guess even Lifetime has limits?

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:31 pm

not nearly as dramatic as picking up a kid by the hair in the original.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:30 pm

perfect metaphor is perfect

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:29 pm

The ladder breaking was a metaphor for their poor homogeneous DNA strands.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:28 pm

Rich people really are different.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:28 pm

Have they been keeping children in the attic for centuries?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:28 pm

If anyone in this family knows how to operate a victrola, it’s Christopher.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:26 pm

I am totally into the Lizzie Bordon movie.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:26 pm

Incest babies are to be neither seen nor heard.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:25 pm

An apple a day keeps the devil spawn away.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:24 pm

WE WILL LIVEBLOG THIS LIZZIE.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:24 pm

With commercial break we have a Lizzie Borden movie? Yes please

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:24 pm

What is this Lizzie Borden movie???

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:19 pm

Commercial break! Everyone get your refills. on.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:18 pm

Oh, Christopher.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:16 pm

As much as I love Louise Fletcher, I already know more about Burstyn’s Olivia than I ever learned about hers.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:16 pm

“No going to town on each other”

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:16 pm

75 1/2 floors

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:15 pm

How many floors are in this house?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:14 pm

Ellen Burstyn, my new patronus.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:14 pm

Kiss all right goodbye, just like Uncle Dad.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:13 pm

WRONG…EVERYTHING WILL NOT BE ALRIGHT

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:13 pm

They’re ALL great coats. Good thing the bank didn’t repossess them!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:13 pm

That is a great coat.

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because apparently that’s a thing

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:12 pm

“We’ll be happy wherever we can feel creepily attracted to our blood relatives.”

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:11 pm

“And one more thing, your father is your great uncle.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:10 pm

“You were hatched, kids.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:10 pm

I want to change my mailing address to MacIntosh Hall.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:09 pm

FORESHADOWING.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:09 pm

“Doesn’t everyone love their mother?”

Some more than others

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:09 pm

Foreshadowing! Your mom sucks, Cathy!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:09 pm

I am totally in love with the 50s sets/costumes.

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but creepily looks like the actor who played Chris in the original

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza January 18, 20148:08 pm

Damn these people are creepy and blonde.

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:08 pm

Wow, try a little harder, Mom.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:08 pm

at least the actor playing christopher doesn’t look 30

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:08 pm

I will never not love Heather Graham.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:07 pm

The line is strong!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:07 pm

Spoiler: That’s not dad.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:06 pm

I like that it’s set in the 50s so much more

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:06 pm

#suburbanLanisters

Profile photo of amandamarieg amandamarieg January 18, 20148:06 pm

No, he’s SUPER DEAD, Christopher!

Profile photo of [E] Rachel [E] pileofmonkeys January 18, 20148:06 pm

#creepyeveryone

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:06 pm

But A+ on the effective use of gingham and taffeta.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:05 pm

#creepydad

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:04 pm

jinx!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens January 18, 20148:04 pm

it’s always a drinking game

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:04 pm

Every thing about this is a drinking game.

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Wait, is this a drinking game, too?

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gross making out in front of kids

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:02 pm

Drink for the Woody Wagon!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:02 pm

I like using Young Cathy as the narrator, as well.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:01 pm

See, this looks much more Virginian the the 1987 house.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20148:00 pm

Here we go kids!

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I’m READY!!!!!!!! Bring on the disturbing dysfunctionality! Does everyone have their powdered donuts ready?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh January 18, 20147:50 pm

I feel as though I should have recorded “The Preacher’s Mistress.”

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Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

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