How do you prep for winter storms? Are you scrambling to the grocery store? Are you ordering delivery, making use of GrubHub/Seamless accounts and then tipping excessively because of the guilt?
Are you stocking the liquor cabinet? Are you praying to the Internet gods that your wireless doesn’t conk out, because you know it will take a year and a half for Time Warner to ever come check on that? Is hibernation a valid reason to call in sick?