To start this off, you should probably know that I love romance novels.
Tessa Dare is a must-buy for me, even at list price at the grocery store. (Usually in penance for not keeping up with when her next book comes out.) In her recent novel, Romancing the Duke, the heroine keeps up a written correspondence with a mysterious stranger, in which they pose absurd hypotheticals to each other. Since reading the book, I’ve pondered the following hypothetical numerous times:
Would you rather battle one hundred rat-sized elephants, or one elephant-sized rat?
Tell us, Dear Reader, we’re DYING to know.
(And if you want to read some Tessa Dare, which of course you do, you can find all of her books on her website.)