FMK: Gilmore Girls Edition

Which Gilmore Girls characters would you fuck, marry, and kill?

The Loreleis

  • Rory

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Rory on the phone, saying, "Cool. I've got about the next two and a half hours planned, and then there's just darkness and possibly some dragons."

  • Lorelei

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Lorelei telling Max, "I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie."

  • Gran

Gif from Gilmore Girls of Gran saying, "I suppose I shall just put these nuts in my hands" while gesturing.

Rory’s Boyfriends

  • Dean
  • Jess
  • Logan

Lorelei’s Fiancés/Husbands

  • Max Medina
  • Christopher
  • Luke

Lane’s Boyfriends

  • Henry Cho
  • Dave Rygalski
  • Zach

Paris’s Boyfriends

  • Jamie
  • Professor Fleming
  • Doyle

The BFFs

  • Lane
  • Paris
  • Sookie

And now for the vaguely sadistic options…

  • Taylor
  • Kirk
  • Michel


  • Miss Patty
  • Babette
  • Mrs. Kim

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[E] Hillary

Hillary is a giant nerd and former Mathlete. She once read large swaths of "Why Evolution is True" and a geology book aloud to her infant daughter, in the hopes of a) instilling a love of science in her from a very young age and b) boring her to sleep. After escaping the wilds of Waco, Texas and spending the next decade in NYC, she currently lives in upstate New York, where she misses being able to get decent pizza and Chinese takeout delivered to her house. She lost on Jeopardy.

One thought on “FMK: Gilmore Girls Edition”

  1. Rory’s Boyfriends
    Kill- Dean
    Marry- Jess
    Fuck- Logan

    Lorelei’s Fiancés/Husbands
    Fuck- Max Medina
    Kill- Christopher
    Marry- Luke

    Lane’s Boyfriends
    Kill (by default)- Henry Cho
    Marry- Dave Rygalski
    Fuck- Zach

    Paris’s Boyfriends
    Marry- Jamie
    Kill- Professor Fleming
    Fuck – Doyle

    The BFFs
    Marry- Lane
    Fuck- Paris
    Marry- Sookie
    I refuse to choose between Sookie and Lane. I love them both equally in their own wonderful way.

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