It’s the 2015 State of the Union Drunken Liveblog!

No official rules this year, because we all got blitzed way too fast when we played the drinking game last year. Just grab some booze and let’s talk about what’s awesome and what’s not. 

 

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:48 pm

Good night! Turning off the liveblog now, but the comments will still be open!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:42 pm

Good night!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:42 pm

I’m watching CNN, and SE Culpp is on(is that right, her name is gone, too lazy/drunk to google.) and she is the worst.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:42 pm

Okay, I think we are done? Good night friends. Don’t get any nightmares, and have dreams untinged by cynicism tonight!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:40 pm

oh man, C-span callers are interesting. -.-

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:39 pm

I’m listening to C-Span and there’s a woman who called in PISSED about minimum wage being so low, and having so many of the “new jobs” be minimum wage in this country.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:36 pm

My job involves getting berated on social media for breathing, and getting death threats meant for my co-workers. All while trying to influence hearts and minds. I think their minions might have similar experiences, but those are minions aka let us farm off that part of the job to someone else.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:36 pm

I hate that “the greatest nation the world has ever known” shit. Based on what? CITATION NEEDED.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:34 pm

Look at my parents and grandparents. They were white! Success!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:34 pm

(It would be cheaper to live in my state capitol than in my rural, low job town because of marcellus shale. I’m pissed.)

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:33 pm

I’m so happy to be like half a county away from the edge of the shale.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:33 pm

I would pay all the money I have to see a member of congress try and deal with the demand for elsa dresses

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:33 pm

… As someone who lives in marcellus shale area, it won’t bring in new jobs. It will bring texans up from the oil fields, and they will stay in hotels temporarily while driving up your local rent prices because your landlord bought into the rhetoric of people like this woman.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:32 pm

#heartstrings #terrorism #mericafuckyeah

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:32 pm

(cries)

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:32 pm

There will be jobs for the clean up though Hillary. Think big!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:32 pm

Canada?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:32 pm

I would like a member of congress to volunteer to do the job of anyone in this room for four hours without crying.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:31 pm

Life Tips, with Savannah LBreaks.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:30 pm

At this point in the evening, I want to reminder readers that bootstrapping it isn’t a good reason to get married. If the only reason you are getting married is because you are too fucking poor to live on your own, don’t get married, protest.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:30 pm

KEYSTONE ISN’T A JOBS BILL. IT MAKES LIKE 47 JOBS, BITCH. AND THEN IT’S GONNA LEAK ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:30 pm

Don’t try to play mom and dad against each other, lady, it never works.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:29 pm

YUP

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:29 pm

read: my money was married into. I was bootstraps because of that. Marriage is totally a bootstrap thing right?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:29 pm

“I wore breadbags on my feet and so did everyone else because we were poor as fuck. It was good enough for us, so fuck you for wanting better.”
‘MERICA

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:28 pm

BOOTSTRAPS and BREADBAGS, BITCHES.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:27 pm

ONLY 13% OF US GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU WAS THE MESSAGE. I think you may have missed it, nice republican mom lady.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:27 pm

OH MAN. They aren’t even bothering to respond to the speech.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:27 pm

“I’m not going to talk about the speech, because y’all probably liked it. Try to forget that you liked it. I’m gonna lie about everything he just said.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:27 pm

Why always start with “I’m a mother.” ?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:26 pm

Rebuttal time. Hisssss.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:25 pm

But it’s fucking C-SPAN! That should ALWAYS be publicly accessible. But no, informed voters are not allowed. I STG.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:24 pm

The networks are increasingly doing shit like that so only paying customers can watch them. It sucks.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:21 pm

That is, plainly, Bullshit.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:21 pm

“Real-time online access to C‑SPAN, C‑SPAN2, and C‑SPAN3 is now available only to verified customers of C‑SPAN’s cable and satellite affiliates. A simple sign-in on the “TV Networks” page of C‑SPAN.org with your cable or satellite company credentials is all that’s needed to watch any of our three TV channels in real time. “

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:20 pm

I HAVE A C-SPAN COMPLAINT. THey are mking it so you can’t just watch C-Span live without signing in… including your cable provider information. I don’t get Tv. I get internet. So what, now I don’t get C-Span access? WTF?

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:16 pm

Of course not. -.-

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:16 pm

Perish the thought

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:15 pm

Ernst is the “official” one, but like 5 other people are also doing them. Because they can’t let a lady talk for them!

Profile photo of Linotte Melodieuse Linotte Melodieuse Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:14 pm

I still think John Boehner looks like a sad Oompa-Loompa and Paul Ryan looks like Christian Grey’s douchey older brother.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:13 pm

Joni K. ErnstU.S. Senator[R] Iowa is listed on the C-Span site

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:12 pm

Refresh, I redid this.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:11 pm

Who is doing the response from the repugs, anyone know?

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:10 pm

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:10 pm

Safari won’t let me drag images, so just imagine the Dave Chappelle “You motherfuckers disgust me” gif here.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:09 pm

OMG OMG OMG THERE IT IS HIS MENTION OF DISABILITIES.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:08 pm

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:08 pm

“because I won both of them” oooooohhhhhhh burn

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:08 pm

The stick up his ass must be stuck in the slats.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:07 pm

“I have no more campaigns to run, so fuck all y’all I do what I want”

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:07 pm

“I have no more campaigns to run” We can TELLL

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:07 pm

Boner must be leaving quite the ass groove in that chair from never standing up.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:07 pm

I ordered a pizza earlier scheduled to get here right before we started

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:06 pm

*makes popcorn*

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:06 pm

I’m side eyeing that the folks there didn’t clap until he mentioned the cop coming home.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:06 pm

Oooh, he’s talking about Ferguson.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:05 pm

YES VOTING WOOO

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:05 pm

Selma! Voting rights, motherfuckers!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:05 pm

A woman’s healthcare includes abortion

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:05 pm

FUCK YEAH

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:04 pm

HEALTHCARE FOR WOMEN

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:04 pm

ABORTION!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:04 pm

First step: find basic decencies

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:04 pm

“U mad bro?” – Obama tonight

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:03 pm

Fake controversies. Awesome.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:03 pm

Mad orange!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:03 pm

madder than a half tipped cow

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:02 pm

And orange

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:02 pm

Boner’s always mad.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:02 pm

Hahaha, gay marriage, YOU MAD BOEHNER!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 201510:00 pm

Nah, the cynics are almost always right.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:59 pm

Drones, Internet freedom fails, and Gitmo not getting closed burned my brother out on Obama, and my brother was a HUGE Obama supporter before.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:58 pm

Now that he’s gonna be leaving he wants to shut things down and restrict things again. HUH. WONDER WHY HE DIDN”T DO THAT BEFORE?

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:58 pm

Close Gitmo, yes.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:58 pm

ooooooWEEEEEEooooooo!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:57 pm

I’m watching on TV, so there isn’t as much of a delay

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:57 pm

She’s the Doctor, didn’t you know?

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:57 pm

Hillary you’re like 5 seconds ahead of my feed and it’s weird

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:57 pm

(Also thank you for the antisemitism mention, O, and so on.)

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

CONSTRAINING Drones? really? From yoU?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

LGBT!

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

Um…no we don’t

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

We respect human dignity? That would be nice, but…

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:56 pm

The sad thing about watching the feed with the graphs is that it’s a tighter frame and I can’t see Boner’s dumb face.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:55 pm

He really gives no fucks tonight. MAN the repugs response is going to be redic tonight.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:54 pm

I feel like I’m binging on candy doing political live blogs with you all, thank you guys. *wipes away a tear*

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:54 pm

“I KNOW A LOT OF REALLY GOOD SCIENTISTS”

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:54 pm

Oh snap. Bring it Obama

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:53 pm

It’s real!!!!!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:53 pm

CLIMATE CHANGE MOTHERFUCKERS

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:53 pm

OMG EBOLA VACCINE FOR REAL? Re: Infographic

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:52 pm

Yeah, that was really random.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:52 pm

“Should be a bipartisan effort” = quit being such whiny ass pissbabies

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:52 pm

Random drpping in of children when all ppl would also work. *chugs*

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:52 pm

Boehner’s resting bitchface is cracking me up.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:51 pm

tl;dr “fuck this Congress”

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:50 pm

That woman’s gray bob is kind of righteous.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:49 pm

Like so many things.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:48 pm

Oh, snap. “When something doesn’t work for 50 years….”

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:48 pm

CUBA TIME. Everyone get out your rum and cokes!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:48 pm

AH HA HA PUTIN IS BURRRRRRNNNED

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:48 pm

Cuba!!!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:47 pm

Tl;dr: SUCK IT, PUTIN!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:47 pm

Also here is the international policy talk!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:47 pm

Cool!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:47 pm

I like this Obama a lot more.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:47 pm

(She’s there tonight actually!)

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:46 pm

(Figurehead was Sarah Wolf, a pretty cool young lady with Down Syndrome from my state. )

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:46 pm

Liza, this is the obama I’ve been waiting for

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:46 pm

Obama left all his fucks in his other suit.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:45 pm

Of course they wouldn’t. Fucking assholes. Because no one ever became disabled as an adult or wasn’t able to get a diagnosis for mental shit when they were kids.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:45 pm

I really enjoy the “fuck it, I’m not running again” version of Obama.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:44 pm

Republicans wouldn’t sign on if there wasn’t a way to restrict it somehow is my impression?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:44 pm

SMARTER!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:44 pm

Unnecessary conflicts! hahahahaha

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:43 pm

That’s an odd restriction.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:43 pm

I wonder if he’ll mention the Able act at all? It just pased this holiday season and is a huge thing, though limited in some respects (You have to have gotten your disability before age 25?)

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:42 pm

TAX REFORM DRINKING ALL THE DRINKS BRB OR GTG TO HOSPITAL IF NOT BRB

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:42 pm

SASSY

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:41 pm

OH IS HE CALLING THEM ON THEIR SHIT?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:41 pm

Smirking motherfucker out there in the audience.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:41 pm

I’ll believe the free and open internet when I see it tho.

Profile photo of [E] Liza [E] Liza Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:41 pm

FREE AND OPEN INTERNET

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:40 pm

SPAAAAACCCCCEEE!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:40 pm

SPACE!!!!!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:40 pm

Spaaaaaaace!!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:40 pm

Hey, slowing alzhiemer’s would be great. #LoveMyGrandma

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:39 pm

Also, I’ve got Captain Jack’s voice echoing in my head saying, “The 21st century is when everything changes.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:39 pm

Whoops. Sorry for the temporarily disappearing text. Tried a CSS thing at the totally wrong time.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:39 pm

If not, maybe that’s why my Bestie declined to watch, with his international policy interests.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:39 pm

Ha, I forgot that.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:38 pm

In Boehner’s state!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:36 pm

Stronger bridges. Good timing considering an interstate bridge collapsed fucking today.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:36 pm

I dunno; I didn’t have a chance to look at any of the previews of the speech.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:35 pm

Is he not planning on covering international policy?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:34 pm

Awwww, Biden just blew Jill a kiss. OTP.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:34 pm

Hahahaha, sure.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:33 pm

Selena can I tweet the pony comment that was gold.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:33 pm

Shhh, we’re drunk and happy. We’ll deal with the crash back to reality tomorrow when the hangover sets in.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:33 pm

Depending on eligibility I might try it, maybe get an associates in communication so that people who don’t know me already take me more seriously. (I’m finally at the point where no one who knows my work cares, but.)

Profile photo of Linotte Melodieuse Linotte Melodieuse Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:33 pm

He’s addressing things a lot of Americans want, but there’s a lot of partisan BS going on that prevents progress from happening.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:32 pm

Ultimately, the SOTU makes me feel like that time when my dad said I really could have a pony, but then the next day told me he was kidding.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:32 pm

Free community college! Shit, I might go back for that. My BAs damn sure aren’t helping me.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:30 pm

#A_FUCKING-MEN

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:30 pm

Uncle Fluffy is dead. Long live Uncle Fluffy.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:30 pm

#FUCKING LIVABLE WAGE FOR PWD.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

Sexy sexy domestic policy talk

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

BOOOM, Obama left Uncle Fluffy at home!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

YES. Also = pay, = work also applies to disability stuff too. #Disabledfeminist speaking

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

Rawr

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

Actually I’m not

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

“TRY IT.” Bringing the sassy!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

That was dirtier than I intended. I’m sorry

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

PAY EQUITY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:29 pm

You’re hitting all my sweet spots Obama

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

(I KNOW RIGHT. UGH. Thankfully she’s in kindergarten now so there’s stronger rules about providing transportation now.)

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK. FUCK YEAH.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

I’m just drinking.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

I feel based on most of the drinking games everyone should just drink freely.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

(The bus stop, not the speech)

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:28 pm

That’s illogical.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:27 pm

I’m prepared to go off on some pro-lifers about not supporting paid maternity leave and sick leave.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:27 pm

@Selena YUP YUP YUP.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:27 pm

(Like, the distance to their approved bus stop was farther from my sister’s house than the 5+ miles to the actual head start facility)

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:27 pm

I like this “it was good enough for the Greatest Generation” approach.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:26 pm

How about transport for early ed too? My niece had to drop out because headstart refused to transport her

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:26 pm

CHILDCARE!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:25 pm

Hell to the yes, Stephens!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:24 pm

He’s going heavy on Employment tonight.

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:24 pm

Give me fucking government funded daycare, maternity leave and healthcare or give me death

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:24 pm

Reminder to tweeters: #SOTU is the white house approved twitter tag! (Some of my colleagues are using #SOTU4PWD to talk disability issues tonight too)

Profile photo of Stephens Stephens Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:23 pm

Same as Hil

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:23 pm

Oh good, he’s not dead!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:23 pm

Nah, I’ve got it on NBC.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:23 pm

So sorry Ste. :(

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:23 pm

Oh man, anyone else watching on the white house website? they just included a tweet from someone in their infographics area.

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I wish I could drink but work is gonna suck this week.

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Nice!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:22 pm

I know we don’t have our drinking game, but there’s an entire website for SOTU drinking http://www.drinkinggame.us/

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Oh hell yeah. Looks like he might!

Biden’s definitely feeling sassy.

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I need Obama to get sassy tonight

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“Tl; dr: SUCK IT!”

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Also, yay healthcare!

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Preach!

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:19 pm

Amen Hillary.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:19 pm

Cheap gas, woo! Now veto the fucking Keystone XL pipeline.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:18 pm

goodness where is my alcohol…

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:18 pm

I think Jill Biden started crying at least.

Profile photo of Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Savannah Logsdon-Breakstone Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:17 pm

So I think that might have been an issue drop for some of my work- we worked really hard for the inclusion of PwD in the new federal minimum wage. (Currently there’s something saying you can get a waiver for minimum wage if you meet certain criteria and the employee has a disability. Which is super gross and abused by people trying to underbid on government and corporate contracts)

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Why do I feel like we’re all about to start crying with this story? He’s dead, isn’t he?

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Here’s a gif, instead.

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I wish this had a like button, Stephens.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:16 pm

LOL. Yeah…

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Also, we’re kind of not out of Afghanistan. Jesus, read “News in Asia” Obama!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:15 pm

Sorted into factions? Did we just turn into Divergent?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:14 pm

I’d settle for doing the job of one person and still paying the bills.

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…Does Biden’s tie have pink stripes? Because that’s pretty badass.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:13 pm

Woo! Welcome home, soldiers!

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Amen. I’d settle for a fucking job at all.

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Insurance, woo!

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Yo but like, can I get a raise because I’m still living with my parents and I’d like to move out

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Biden’s got his “I have to look serious” face on. Boehner already looks pained.

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There are like five POC! Go us!

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NBC’s talking about the demographics of the current congress. “It’s almost all white dudes, but it’s the most diverse group ever!”

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Here we go!

Profile photo of Linotte Melodieuse Linotte Melodieuse Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:03 pm

PBS. Will be in and out.

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I am currently writing my piece for Thursday so I’ll dip in and out.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20159:00 pm

Hellooooo, Brian Williams!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20158:51 pm

If you don’t have access to a TV, there are livestreams at whitehouse.gov, PBS, Politico, and probably every network site.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Tuesday, January 20th, 20158:50 pm

Unicorn roll call! I’m trying to get tomorrow’s posts scheduled up as fast as I can, then I’m getting boozy.

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Hillary is a giant nerd and former Mathlete. She once read large swaths of "Why Evolution is True" and a geology book aloud to her infant daughter, in the hopes of a) instilling a love of science in her from a very young age and b) boring her to sleep. After escaping the wilds of Waco, Texas and spending the next decade in NYC, she currently lives in upstate New York, where she misses being able to get decent pizza and Chinese takeout delivered to her house. She lost on Jeopardy.

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