Cosmo According to Abbi and Ilana

Ever look at a magazine rack and wonder what your favorite fictional characters would be into? No? Well, I have.

As a new recurring feature, we’ll take a look at some of the top headlines at some of the biggest ladymags and guess what our favorite TV heroines would have to say about them.

The Key to Creating a “Come Hither” Cat-Eye

An animated gif from "Broad City" of Ilana with a swollen face captioned "hey, this is what livin on the edge looks like."
Via Crushable

18 Signs the Honeymoon Phase of Your Relationship Never Ended

A gif of Ilana from Broad City saying her two favorite things are hamburgers and Abbi.
Via Rebloggy

BREAKING: The First “Magic Mike XXL” Poster Is Here

A gif of Abbi from Broad City breaking a glass as she says "I feel so alive right now"
Via Tumblr

Gwen Stefani: “It Still Shocks Me That People Care About Me

A gif of Ilana on Broad City saying she doesn't care.
Via Wiffle gif

Watch This Cool Grandma Bowl a Strike the Very First Time She Tries Bowling

A gif of Abbi from Broad City saying she's a badass boss.
Via Tumblr

Looking in the Mirror Can Affect Your Diet in a Surprising Way

A gif of Ilana from Broad City saying "oh, fuck"
Via Giphy

15 Relationship Mistakes Smart Women Make

A gif of Abbi from Broad City rolling away.

J. Lo’s “Boy Next Door” Doesn’t Know Much About “The Iliad” at All

A gif of Ilana from Broad City in a tuxedo.
Via LunaMag

You Have to Listen to Skylar Grey’s Gorgeous “Fifty Shades” Song

A gif of Ilana from Broad City gagging and making a jerk-off motion.
Via Tumblr

I Covered Myself in Food for Sex

A gif of Abbi from Broad City saying "you have a way of tainting everything I love."
Via Tumblr


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Karishma is a twenty-something living in New York City and is trying her hardest to live out every cliche about Millennials. This involves eating her feelings, drowning in debt and mocking infomercials. She likes sociology so much that she has two degrees in it, and is still warding off her parents' questions about a real career.

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