No, really, fuck you.
Fuck you for treating HOOSIERS who don’t happen to follow your exact, narrow-minded, shitty values like they aren’t worthy of our respect and our appreciation as neighbors.
Fuck you for being so backwards you’re willing to completely fuck the entire state’s economy so gay people can’t eat cake. THE FUCK, PENCE. THE FUCK.
Fuck your eventual presidential run, too. The Internet is going to eat you for breakfast.
Fuck you for making all of us in Indiana look like ignorant, closed-minded yokels who don’t give a shit about anyone but the rich, white, straight Christians.
Fuck you extra for pissing off George Takei.
Fuck you for making GenCon hate us.
Fuck you for ignoring some of the most powerful businesses operating in Indiana, including Salesforce.com, Eli Lilly, and Eskenazi health.
Fuck you for making me consider moving Pmag headquarters away from a state I’ve lived in for 40+ years, a state I love and will probably die in. We don’t bring Indiana $50m a year, like GenCon, but we represent a lot of voices that you, Governor Pence, would be more than happy to discriminate against. On behalf of them, and on behalf of those of us who love them, fuck you one more time.