Dear Indiana Governor Mike Pence, Get Fucked

No, really, fuck you. 

Fuck you for trying to keep Indiana as backwards, broke, and bigoted as we’ve always been.

Gif from Coming to America of Samuel L. Jackson saying "Who the fuck is this asshole?!?"

Fuck you for treating HOOSIERS who don’t happen to follow your exact, narrow-minded, shitty values like they aren’t worthy of our respect and our appreciation as neighbors.

David Tennant in Fright Night, saying "Fuck Off."

Fuck you for being so backwards you’re willing to completely fuck the entire state’s economy so gay people can’t eat cake. THE FUCK, PENCE. THE FUCK.


Fuck your eventual presidential run, too. The Internet is going to eat you for breakfast.

Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead, saying "Get fucked."

Fuck you for making all of us in Indiana look like ignorant, closed-minded yokels who don’t give a shit about anyone but the rich, white, straight Christians.

Gif of the words "Fuck you" in giant pink sparkly letters

Fuck you extra for pissing off George Takei.

Fuck you for making GenCon hate us.

An animated gif of a cartoon man whose arms spell out "go fuck yourself."

Fuck you for ignoring some of the most powerful businesses operating in Indiana, including, Eli Lilly, and Eskenazi health.

Fuck you for making me consider moving Pmag headquarters away from a state I’ve lived in for 40+ years, a state I love and will probably die in. We don’t bring Indiana $50m a year, like GenCon, but we represent a lot of voices that you, Governor Pence, would be more than happy to discriminate against. On behalf of them, and on behalf of those of us who love them, fuck you one more time.

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6 thoughts on “Dear Indiana Governor Mike Pence, Get Fucked”

  1. He was in my tiny town for a photo op yesterday with reps from my and other local companies. I was so glad I was not required to make an appearance because I wouldn’t have been able to hold my tongue. (He was late, too, because of his secret signing.)

  2. I know that sane people have their lives and loves in this state but in a momentarily day dream I just saw an exodus of sanity and money leave the state and have this fucking stupid governor man wave a white flag because oh well darn, turns out they’re people after all.

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