Martha Stewart Living According to Taystee & Poussey

Does anyone else miss the dreamiest of dream teams, Taystee & Poussey as much as I do? Ever since Netflix dropped the trailer for season 3 of Orange is the New Black, all I can think about is how great those two are at everything, mostly friendship.

In this week’s ladymag feature, we guess how Taystee and Poussey would react to Martha Stewart Living, based on Poussey’s passion for cooking shows and Taystee’s firm opinions about anything and everything.

Spring Cleaning: 14 Things You’ve Been Doing Wrong

A gif of Taystee from Orange is the New Black captioned "this aint the fucking Help, bitch"

Chicken, Fennel, and Artichoke Fricassee

A gif of Taystee from Orange is the New Black captioned "chicken for the people"

7 Unique Recipes to Make Pizza a Work Of (Edible) Art

A gif of Poussey from Orange is the New Black captioned "don't fuck with my cooking shows, T"

DIY Water-Repellent Fabric

A gif of Taystee from Orange is the New Black captioned "this is some bullshit"

Fun Activities for Kids: Have a Field Day … in Your Own Backyard

A gif of Poussey from Orange is the New Black captioned

Personalized Yoga Mat

A gif of Taystee from Orange is the New Black captioned "Let's talk about healthcare, Mackenzie"

On Sharkey’s Shelf: “Turquerie: An Eighteenth-Century European Fantasy”

A gif of Poussey from Orange is the New Black captioned "oh, Amanda, I'd rather not. It's not polite"

Who Invented the Party Balloon?

A gif of Taystee from Orange is the New Black captioned "well we tried"

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Karishma is a twenty-something living in New York City and is trying her hardest to live out every cliche about Millennials. This involves eating her feelings, drowning in debt and mocking infomercials. She likes sociology so much that she has two degrees in it, and is still warding off her parents' questions about a real career.

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