We all know that the first rule of the Internet is to never read the comments. (Present company excluded, of course.)
I’m usually good at following that, or at least realizing that I’m setting myself up for a rage-stroke as I wade into the cesspool that is the comments section of a HuffPo article.
The second rule of the Internet, never Google medical symptoms after dark (or really any other time of day, but especially when you should be sleeping), however, I am guilty of breaking on a regular basis.
Dr. Google tells me that my current symptoms could mean: lupus, Lyme disease, a brain tumor, a major neurological event, seasonal allergies, or possibly a sinus infection.
What are y’all up to instead of sleeping this lovely evening?