Celebrity Rumor Mongering – Part 2

Did you enjoy spreading some internet rumors? Are you ready for some more falsehoods and untruths (with a few sort of real things sprinkled in for the internet sleuths)?

  • Jennifer Lawrence will get a misprinted tattoo.
  • Amandla Stenberg and Samira Wiley will play sister vigilantes in an action comedy.
  • A reboot of Goonies is in the making, following the Goonies as they reconnect to take on the reanimated zombie corpse of Sloth. Tagline: Goonies never say die.
  • Following the wave of karaoke-themed TV shows, the E! network will bring us today’s biggest hits as sung by Alex Trebek for Jeopardy questions.
  • A ’90s R&B icon and TV star will perform in the subway (and no one will care).
  • Pushing Daisies is coming back as a Showtime miniseries.
  • Tired of cliches, internet fanboys will declare a moratorium on the slave Leia magazine photoshoot. New sci-fi pandering aesthetic: sexy cigar-smoking Kara Thrace.
  • Taylor Swift will learn from her last week and start reading about intersectional feminism and talking about white privilege in her music.
  • Shiri Appleby will pen her memoirs on her career resurgence on UnREAL, working on a show skewering reality TV, which will inspire a reality show about actors from the WB returning to TV in self-critical examinations of TV and fame.
  • Forget rebooting XenaCleopatra 2525 is coming back.

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Karishma is a twenty-something living in New York City and is trying her hardest to live out every cliche about Millennials. This involves eating her feelings, drowning in debt and mocking infomercials. She likes sociology so much that she has two degrees in it, and is still warding off her parents' questions about a real career.

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