We’re almost there, poodles. Deep breath. Chin up. America’s year-long fest to light our own farts is almost over. Lets do this debate liveblog thing one last time. For unicorns. For peace. For America herself.
No, I didn’t see that! But I can see Arkansas voters being dickish about whether or not she changed her name.
I’m a fan. I like Bernie, too, and I hope he inspires a bunch of young, aware, smart people to consider a career in politics, but I was all Hillary this year.
Did you watch the Frontline on Clinton and the other guy? It was really interesting. Did you know she took the Clinton name because of the voters in Arkansas? They didn’t like that she kept her own name.
Granted, her initial Clinton support was based on us having the same name, but I’ll take it.
I’m kind of hoping a meteor hits before 2020.
No more debates! I don’t think my brain could take any more.
She’s the hero we need right now, that Lexie.
Oh god, it’s over.
Persephoneers in the US, go vote. For the love of all that isn’t dusted in Cheeto.
Lexie just yells a lot about how it’s not fair that a woman has never been president. I love my wee misandrist.
When I was a kid, we always talked about the election at school. How do you explain this shitshow to kids? This generation of children is never going to trust anyone older than they are.
And again, not all African Americans and Latinos live in inner cities!
Oh me too. I bet it’s delightfully vicious.
I’d love to hear what she says about him when there are no mics.
STEP OFF, PUSSY PAWS, DON’T CALL MY GIRL HILLARY NASTY.
And it pisses me off that he insults her all night and when she slips in one dig he calls her a “nasty woman.”
PREMIUMS WENT UP BECAUSE INSURANCE COMPANIES DON’T LIKE AFFORDABLE CARE
The art guy at work made this.
HE’S GLAD PREMIUMS HAVE GONE UP BECAUSE HE WANTS OBAMACARE TO FAIL. Evil douchebag.
Pre-existing conditions for all! Tiny American flag pins for some.
“Can I just respond?”
“Can I respond?”
“He criticized Reagan.”
Dear god, letting business people negotiate trade deals would be disastrous
You don’t make your products here!
“Vast swatches of land.” Like, fabric samples or the watches?
“Here are the things you said that aren’t true.”
Now he’s like the underminer friend.
“So and so said you were smelly and weird. Hmmm.”
The funniest part of him saying Hillary shouldn’t be eligible for the presidency because of her supposed “criminal activities” – does he really think she’d be the first president who’d broken some laws along the way? How fucking naive/ignorant is he? We’ve elected genocidal maniacs and he’s clutching his pearls over some fucking emails.
Oh my god he’s insane.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
IT’S NOT POISON IF PEOPLE DON’T VOTE FOR YOU.
No, of course not. Stop focusing on reality!
This moderator isn’t bad for a Fox guy.
Did she have the power to change that law? In which role?
“Made with Chinese steel” CACKLING
“Give fewer people HIV medicine because you should return some donations on principle!”
OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT THE EMAILS
HE’S SO FUCKING SLEAZY AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH!
She just brought her receipts and he’s like, “My business is awesome!”
(Raises hand) I have a manufacturing job in upstate NY. If you cut my boss’s corporate taxes she’s not going to hire more people or give us raises, at least not by the amount of the cut. She’s gonna be very happy to have more for herself.
He held out a little longer this time before he dropped the low, calm voice.
“You’re a puppet!” My 7-year-old argues better than him.
At least twice
We drink twice for bigly, yeah?
I don’t think he’s bright enough.
How has no one given this man a list of new adjectives to memorize.
ICE can’t endorse candidates! And how was it “just last week” when he’s been spouting that BS for weeks?
Oh Jesus. No one is ripping fetuses out of pregnant women.
THAT DOES NOT FUCKING HAPPEN!
BECAUSE PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION IS A FALLACY.
Please destroy this idiocy.
Get ’em, Hill!
What did RBG say about Trump?
Here we go!