Watch Rome Burn With Us During This Debate Liveblog

We’re almost there, poodles. Deep breath. Chin up. America’s year-long fest to light our own farts is almost over. Lets do this debate liveblog thing one last time. For unicorns. For peace. For America herself.

 

 

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:46 pm

No, I didn’t see that! But I can see Arkansas voters being dickish about whether or not she changed her name.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:40 pm

I’m a fan. I like Bernie, too, and I hope he inspires a bunch of young, aware, smart people to consider a career in politics, but I was all Hillary this year.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:39 pm

Did you watch the Frontline on Clinton and the other guy? It was really interesting. Did you know she took the Clinton name because of the voters in Arkansas? They didn’t like that she kept her own name.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:38 pm

Granted, her initial Clinton support was based on us having the same name, but I’ll take it.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:38 pm

I’m kind of hoping a meteor hits before 2020.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:37 pm

No more debates! I don’t think my brain could take any more.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:37 pm

She’s the hero we need right now, that Lexie.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:37 pm

Oh god, it’s over.
Persephoneers in the US, go vote. For the love of all that isn’t dusted in Cheeto.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:37 pm

Lexie just yells a lot about how it’s not fair that a woman has never been president. I love my wee misandrist.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:36 pm

When I was a kid, we always talked about the election at school. How do you explain this shitshow to kids? This generation of children is never going to trust anyone older than they are.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:36 pm

And again, not all African Americans and Latinos live in inner cities!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:34 pm

Oh me too. I bet it’s delightfully vicious.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:34 pm

I’d love to hear what she says about him when there are no mics.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:33 pm

STEP OFF, PUSSY PAWS, DON’T CALL MY GIRL HILLARY NASTY.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:33 pm

And it pisses me off that he insults her all night and when she slips in one dig he calls her a “nasty woman.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:32 pm

PREMIUMS WENT UP BECAUSE INSURANCE COMPANIES DON’T LIKE AFFORDABLE CARE

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:32 pm

Love it!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:32 pm

The art guy at work made this.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:32 pm

HE’S GLAD PREMIUMS HAVE GONE UP BECAUSE HE WANTS OBAMACARE TO FAIL. Evil douchebag.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:31 pm

OMG lol

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:31 pm

Pre-existing conditions for all! Tiny American flag pins for some.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:30 pm

JINXIES! DRINKS!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:30 pm

“Can I just respond?”
“Well, no.”
_responds anyway_

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:30 pm

“Can I respond?”

“Well, no.”
(Responds anyway)
Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:29 pm

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:28 pm

TROLOLOLOLOL
“He criticized Reagan.”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:28 pm

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:27 pm

Dear god, letting business people negotiate trade deals would be disastrous

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:26 pm

You don’t make your products here!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:24 pm

“Vast swatches of land.” Like, fabric samples or the watches?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:23 pm

Excellent gif

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:20 pm

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:20 pm

“Here are the things you said that aren’t true.”

“Well, they are true. And to change the subject…”
Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:18 pm

Now he’s like the underminer friend.
“So and so said you were smelly and weird. Hmmm.”

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:12 pm

The funniest part of him saying Hillary shouldn’t be eligible for the presidency because of her supposed “criminal activities” – does he really think she’d be the first president who’d broken some laws along the way? How fucking naive/ignorant is he? We’ve elected genocidal maniacs and he’s clutching his pearls over some fucking emails.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:09 pm

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:08 pm

Oh my god he’s insane.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:07 pm

THAT IS NOT TRUE.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:07 pm

IT’S NOT POISON IF PEOPLE DON’T VOTE FOR YOU.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:06 pm

No, of course not. Stop focusing on reality!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:06 pm

This moderator isn’t bad for a Fox guy.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:06 pm

Did she have the power to change that law? In which role?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:06 pm

“Made with Chinese steel” CACKLING

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 201610:04 pm

“Give fewer people HIV medicine because you should return some donations on principle!”

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:57 pm

OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT THE EMAILS

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:53 pm

HE’S SO FUCKING SLEAZY AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:51 pm

She just brought her receipts and he’s like, “My business is awesome!”

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:51 pm

FOURTEEN MILLION

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:43 pm

(Raises hand) I have a manufacturing job in upstate NY. If you cut my boss’s corporate taxes she’s not going to hire more people or give us raises, at least not by the amount of the cut. She’s gonna be very happy to have more for herself.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:34 pm

He held out a little longer this time before he dropped the low, calm voice.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:32 pm

“You’re a puppet!” My 7-year-old argues better than him.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:28 pm

At least twice

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:27 pm

We drink twice for bigly, yeah?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:27 pm

Bigly!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:26 pm

I don’t think he’s bright enough.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:25 pm

How has no one given this man a list of new adjectives to memorize.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:22 pm

ICE can’t endorse candidates! And how was it “just last week” when he’s been spouting that BS for weeks?

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:20 pm

Fuckstick

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:19 pm

Oh Jesus. No one is ripping fetuses out of pregnant women.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:19 pm

THAT DOES NOT FUCKING HAPPEN!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:17 pm

BECAUSE PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION IS A FALLACY.

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:17 pm

Please destroy this idiocy.

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:17 pm

Get ’em, Hill!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:14 pm

Chicago! DRINK!

Profile photo of [E] Hillary [E] Hillary Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:11 pm

I’m here!

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:09 pm

What did RBG say about Trump?

Profile photo of [E] Selena MacIntosh* [E] Selena MacIntosh* Wednesday, October 19th, 20169:04 pm

Here we go!

Let’s get this over with.

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Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

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