Here we are again, dear readers. We’re a month out from the election, and if there’s anyone out there who still has faith in humanity, please pitch us.
We’re accepting drinking game suggestions on Twitter and in the comments all through the debate. Mostly, we’re just looking for justification from our peers.
Eyerolls at the NY1 panelist who’s trying to criticize Kaine for interrupting Pence when Trump did that all over the fucking place last week.
woops did not mean to make that all shouty!
We made it!
I don’t know but if I were in the military it’d piss me the fuck off.
Where does this myth of a broken military that needs rebuilding come from?
War on coal, DRINK!
Yeah, that’s a pipe dream
Hahaha, good fucking luck. There’s no unifying the country.
UTERUS HAVING WOMEN DON’T OWE ME ANYTHING. MUCH LIKE I DON’T OWE THEM FREE BABYSITTING. IT WORKS OUT.
DON’T BRING US INFERTILES INTO YOUR BULLSHIT.
I hope Elizabeth Warren just threw her wine glass on the floor in protest of that weaksauce.
That was a weak comeback.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION! IT DOESN’T EXIST AND NO ONE IS ABORTING FETUSES LIKE TWO DAYS BEFORE THEIR DUE DATES. FUCK YOU LYING LIARS.
Kaine you better come back on this hard
There it is.
Now I need a drink
YOU EXPANDED CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTERS, YOU TOOL.
Oh fuck you for crisis pregnancy bullshit
1. Yes, because people are dumb and also abortion.
The key Jesus endorsement.
Anyone think 1. there are any undecideds left at this point, 2. This debates swayed undecideds, or C. Either debater changed anyone’s opinion on their candidate?
Oooh, here we go! Ish.
It’s the foreign policy show -.-
Even if they asked about it Pence wouldn’t answer.
Sooooo I guess we are skipping LGBT rights and abortion rights…
And they both seem to know their way around a map.
Gotta say though, it’s weirdly refreshing that both of them can actually pronounce “nuclear.”
selena-mcintosh particularly not for losing an obscene amount of money and still not paying people what I’m supposed to and then calling it all good business
I’ll take one!
Most of us don’t take $900 million dollar deductions
Kaine did your grandkids not mention that schools don’t have civics classes anymore???
selena tbh I think my middle school social studies teachers would be more animated
Please stop pretending you give a fuck about the children of Aleppo and Syria!
It’s like two middle school social studies teachers arguing over an office.
Well this seems more like a fight in AV club in middle school than the preschool recess fight the presidential debate was at least.
But isn’t it refreshing to watch two male candidates talk over a female moderator instead of one male candidate talking over his female opponent? >:(
Like I could drink during this, but it almost feels like a waste of alcohol.
I think I’m going to fall asleep this is so bland
LMAO. “I was in Washington DC on 9/11 when the Pentagon was hit.” “I was in Virginia, where the Pentagon is actually located.”
Only if Trump goes first. An airlocked Trump is a dream of mine.
Can we start airlocking people?
Persephone Magazine declares an early winner: No one.
On the one hand, at least no one has had a tantrum.
On the other hand, that’s a terrible bar
On the third hand, this is pretty dull
I’m having trouble focusing on this. It’s boring and annoying at the same time.
Sorry, had to get my taller waders for all the bullshit.
Well, everyone needs the token black friend. Thanks Pence.
Because there IS implicit bias in everyone!
So stop calling racists racist. Got it.
Oh shit,lemme get my popcorn like Michael!
Daaaamn “No one at home can understand you when you talk over each other so STFU and let’s move on.”
Or Gary. You were governor of Gary, too. How’s that going?
The fuck have you done for Fort Wayne.
I can’t. I just can’t.
LOL he pays payroll taxes on his employees
Like that one Trumpling. Hmmm.
Pence is evil Odo.
No. That’s expected.
Has Pence answered any questions yet?
Is it wrong I hate Pence’s face and voice almost as mush as I hate Trump’s?
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS. DAMMIT PENCE.
Pence crippled the teacher’s union in IN.
I’m a little behind, I keep pausing to yell
He’s trying to defend Trump like he’s a normal candidate.
Pence is doing a good job of pretending this is a normal election, I’ll give him that. But, to quote my person, “He is so full of shit.”
What about Carrier?
The economy was shite in the 80s!
Drink when Pence says “war on coal”!
Hey unicorns! I just got in and had a shower.
Who invited Interrupting Cow?
Pence really doesn’t want to talk about Trump. I can’t say I blame him, but it’s kinda funny.
3 of 5 vanilla puddings for Kaine’s Apprentice joke.
It’s fun how the 80s are having a moment. Brass decor items, neon clothing, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation.
OMG RIGHT? That’s what terrifies me.
I’m not drinking tonight, but if Kaine busts out a malarkey I may have to chug something.
I”m more concerned with the 35% who don’t think he’s erratic.
Kaine is onbrand and onmessage but not so much Bidenesque yet.
“Why don’t people trust her?”
*rolls eyes at folksy Hoosierisms which are bullshit.*
Pence’s hair looks like white shellac.
During Scandal’s last (regrettable, but I can’t quit it) season, Olivia called out the ideal VP candidate as three Ms, Male, Military, and Married.
Not anyone here; the pundits.
Quit overselling this. It’s not the damn Super Bowl!
I don’t think it will be a trouncing. At best, we find out Kaine has an inner Uncle Joe Biden in him, at worst, it’s two boring dudes rambling on.
Pence has a long list of dumb shit we can yell at him about.
Shut up, Chris Matthews.
C’mon, we get to watch the press pool enter. Good times!
So, think this will be a trouncing like last week?
I think they could get a lot more viewers if they did the VP debate as laser tag, instead.
Why doesn’t democracy want me to watch last night’s Timeless or keep reading my dragon books?
Why are you people making me do this?
Anyone can look pretty okay next to Trump. Is all I’m saying.
A reminder that my fellow Hoosier, Govn’r Mike Pence, would be no better for the country than his running mate. He’s anti-choice, anti-gay, anti-woman, and unafraid to politicize his terrible opinions.