To make it easier to contact our lovely writers and experts and ask them all of your pressing questions, we’ve created this handy form so you can ask whomever you like whatever you’d like.

For a quick refresher on the Q&A services we have available:

The Frisky Feminist—A young, sex-positive couple answers all your most personal questions with gentle wit and a can-do attitude.

WTF is This, I Don’t Even (Ask the editors)— The editors discovered, after sending each other panicked emails about various real world situations, that we’re kind of good at solving each other’s emergencies. Surprise vegan at your first Thanksgiving? Need to cut your grocery bill by half? Be superhuman in your next job interview? Get your mom to get off your f’ing back already?  We have opinions. We can help.

Ask Susan! – Ask Susan for general life advice.

Ask Luci—Luci is a real live social worker, with years of experience helping folks navigate the ups and downs of daily life. Ask her anything, she’s glad to help. Note: Keep it on the light side, please. We can’t replace paid, professional help.

Deus Ex MacIntosh— In this completely tongue-in-cheek column, I’ll solve one question a week with nothing but TV as my guide. Commit a social faux pas? We’ll consult Uncle Jesse and Mork & Mindy for the best way to handle it. Epic miscommunication? Who could possibly be better than the 90210 kids, The Facts of Life girls or Fran Drescher?

We also have a large group of remarkably smart and talented experts on everything from cooking to teaching to parenting to SCIENCE! to medicine to politics to writing to home repair to glass blowing to SEO to I think you get the idea.  If we don’t know the answer, we’ll throw up the Persephe-signal¹ and find someone who can.

¹- Instead of a bat, it’s a three-headed dog. Named Fluffy.