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A Song of Ice and Fire Is Ruining My Life and I Am Letting It

December 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm in Books

Warning: this may contain spoilers.

George R. R. Martin’s series entered my life at what felt like an eerily appropriate time. The Harry Potter franchise was officially grown up and over—until they remake the movies in five years, that is. I had reread them all in preparation for the final film, seen it at midnight like a dutiful fan, and not cried as much as I thought I was going to, or at least not at the parts I was intending to. Read the rest of this entry →

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Cat Poop in Your Sink and Advice on Being an Adult from Other Adults Who May or May Not Be Qualified to Give It

December 6, 2011 at 4:00 pm in Life

A couple of weeks ago, I had a conversation with a friend to check in and see if she was doing okay. She responded that yes, she was fine, just overwhelmed with things. I said something like, “Dude, fucking life, right?” and she said something like, “You know, when I’m drowning it doesn’t make me feel any better to hear people say, ‘I’m older than you and I’m still drowning.’ That doesn’t make me feel any better at all.” And I thought you know what? That’s very true. When you’re struggling to keep your head above water, you’re not exactly thrilled to see another person popping out intermittently from between the waves to throw you a high five and hear them shout, “I’ve been at this longer than you!” above the wind. Read the rest of this entry →

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On Information

November 15, 2011 at 8:00 pm in Op Ed

I was going to write another post for you today. It was going to be solipsistic and not terribly relevant, and maybe this post will be those things, too, but it is a different post than the one I set out to write. The post I set out to write was laid aside and all but forgotten late last night as NYPD forces cleared Occupy Wall Street from Zuccotti Park, threw all their belongings in the garbage, drove the protesters back throughout the night, and hosed the park down in the hours just before dawn, as if somehow the filth of community dwelling was too much for the pristine surfaces of New York City.

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Mmm, Mmm, Cool Jobs!

November 10, 2011 at 9:00 pm in Work

Are you job hunting? Do you need someone to yell at you to do things? Our very own pileofmonkeys is willing to yell at you, lovingly of course, and badger you into doing the things you need to do RIGHT NOW.

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So, Someone You Admire Has Done Something Disappointing

November 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm in Life

Maybe it’s Justin Bieber, or maybe it’s President Obama, or maybe it’s your dad, or maybe it’s Joe Paterno, or maybe it hasn’t even happened yet, but sometime, someone you admire is going to disappoint you. It’s inevitable. People aren’t built to live up to another person’s expectations 100% of the time. It’s why we’re all in therapy, talking about our mothers. Read the rest of this entry →

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The Apocalypse Game

November 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm in Just for Fun

My roommate and I started playing the Apocalypse Game this past summer during the congressional standoff over the debt ceiling. I had driven her to the mall that Sunday afternoon to purchase a new camera for an upcoming trip, and she took me out for Chinese food as a thank you. I remember these details, because what ensued was a conversation on the crisis, which was just beginning to seep into the mainstream media, an explanation of the role and history of the debt ceiling, and a conversation about the role of the Chinese as creditors—which I later felt awkward about since we were the only patrons in the restaurant and I was sure the waitstaff was listening and thinking I was doing a poor job of summarizing the comparisons between the Chinese and American economies; this is the kind of thing I worry about when I speak in public. At the end of my explanation of the possible outcomes of United States default, stock market free falls, and the end of Western civilization, we paused, silent, chewing our scallion pancakes thoughtfully, then mutually agreed, only somewhat facetiously, that it would be a good idea to have a plan. Read the rest of this entry →

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F#!@ing Female Friendships, How Do They Work?

November 7, 2011 at 5:00 pm in Life

Like many of you, I’m pretty excited about Mindy Kaling’s new book, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? Last week I read an excerpt that included her “Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities,” all of which are very reasonable, I suppose, if you have that kind of relationship with someone. Read the rest of this entry →

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Groovy Cool Jobs!

November 3, 2011 at 9:00 pm in Work

Welcome back to Cool Jobs! Some weeks doing this roundup is easier than others, and some weeks doing this roundup is a depressing window into how difficult it is in many areas of the country to even find a job posting that isn’t soul-crushing. However, in my opinion, the main purpose of this feature is not necessarily to find the perfect jobs for Persephone readers, though it is my not-so-secret hope and dream that some of you will find the perfect posting in this column, but rather to keep people aware that there are jobs out there somewhere, and to give Persephone friends the opportunity to make each other aware of open positions in their companies or areas, and, of course, to bring hilarious Craigslist scams and awkwardly worded postings to your attention.

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On the Internet – A Coming of Age Story

November 3, 2011 at 5:00 pm in Life

As I type this, I am not on the Internet. I can’t connect because the ridiculous (it was October 29th, people! Unacceptable!) storm that just ripped through the Northeast knocked out my cable. Now, this is obviously an extremely minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things, but it’s amazing how disoriented and disconnected I feel without the familiar presence of the knowledge that I can contact thousands of people whenever I want, or confirm whatever miscellany pops into my head. Read the rest of this entry →

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Handy Dandy Cool Jobs!

October 27, 2011 at 9:00 pm in Work

Halloween always reminds me of dressing up for When You Grow Up Day in elementary school. I dressed up as a ballerina, not so much because I wanted to be one but because I had a twirly skirt I wanted to wear. What did you want to be when you grew up? Did you have a definite plan that you dressed to match, or did you take a look at your accumulated costume box of education and experience and pick something that fit? They say that hardly anyone has a job that utilizes their college education these days, but looking even farther back than that, how well does your current or current desired career match what you wanted when you were a kid? Read the rest of this entry →

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Ladyghosts of TV Past: Mad Men: “The Wheel” – End of the Season, Turn, Turn, Turn

October 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm in LadyGhosts of TV Past

Previously on Mad Men:

An entire season went by! But in the episode before this, Harry and Hildy made some poor decisions at a party, Peggy made good decisions and everyone hated her for it, and Don laid the smackdown on Pete’s ambitions and nefarious plots.

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Super Cool Jobs!

October 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm in Work

Our first job is a contribution from Persephone friend Mimi, who would totally take it if she weren’t off having awesome adventures in Jordan. (Jealous? Me, too.): Read the rest of this entry →

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LadyGhosts of TV Past: Mad Men: “Nixon vs. Kennedy,” and Pete vs. Don

October 18, 2011 at 4:00 pm in LadyGhosts of TV Past

Previously on Mad Men:

Peggy got a raise and a little satisfaction if you know what I mean. Betty was repressed. Don made partner. Pete was mean to Hildy. Mona told Bert to go to hell, and Roger might meet him there.

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Flavor Blasted Cool Jobs!

October 13, 2011 at 9:00 pm in Work

At my current place of employment I do a lot of the basic hiring functions like receiving resumes, sending out contracts and new hire forms, and being one of the primary contacts between job seekers and the people who decide who gets a job and who doesn’t. I thought I’d add to the subject matter already covered by the esteemed pileofmonkeys in “Adventures in Hiring” by giving you the top few ridiculous things that I routinely see people do in the hiring process. Read the rest of this entry →

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Mad Men: “Indian Summer” of (Hesitant, Repressed) Self Love

October 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm in LadyGhosts of TV Past

Previously on Mad Men:

Roger behaved poorly and had a heart attack, Joan hated men but to the great disappointment of her roommate not enough to give them up in favor of women, Don had an existential crisis and went running to Rachel, who, against what we know to be her better judgment, was totally down with that. Read the rest of this entry →

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