Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Thirteen

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for this week’s recap of Fifty Shades Freed. We’re currently on Chapter Thirteen, and Ana, Christian, and the gang are en route to a wonderful weekend at one of Christian’s posh vacation houses. But trust me, I would rather spend a spooky weekend solving mysteries with Scooby-Doo and the gang than vacationing with these bozos. Continue reading

Linotte Reads Fifty Shades: Fifty Shades Freed, Chapter Eight

Happy Wednesday, Persephoneers! It’s time for another recap of Fifty Shades Freed. I swear this chapter was so godawful, I wanted to throw my Kindle across the room. I’ve selected some of the choicest parts for you and have provided my commentary, just so you can see for yourselves how awful this book is. A great piece of erotica . . . really? The people who think so should really look at their lives and their reading choices.

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