Deus ex MacIntosh: Sassing Up The Entryway

Deus ex MacIntosh used to be a tongue-in-cheek advice column that didn’t work out. Now, it’s something completely different. Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Sassing Up The Entryway

Deus ex MacIntosh: Our Daughters, Ourselves

Dear Selena: My wonderful, amazing. beautiful teenager told me the other day that she thinks she’s “not pretty.” This is objectively untrue, but like most teenagers, she can’t see through her own insecurities. What, Oh TV Guru, would the great sitcoms of the past do to help a teenager improve their self image?

Signed,

Frustrated with archaic, ridiculous beauty standards Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Our Daughters, Ourselves

Deus ex MacIntosh: Now We’re Cooking with Gas

“Dear Selena, I have invited my boyfriend’s parents over for Christmas dinner, but I’ve never really prepared a big fancy dinner before. Can television help me show them a night they’ll never forget?

Signed, Culinary Neophyte” Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Now We’re Cooking with Gas

Deus ex MacIntosh: Meh, Strippers.

I caught my husband frequenting an online stripper website. I’m not as upset about this as society tells me I should be, so I feel like I should be more upset. What should I do, Deus ex MacIntosh? Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Meh, Strippers.

Deus ex MacIntosh: It Could Be Worse

Dear Deus ex MacIntosh,

What the fuck is up with mother-in-laws and why can’t they ever shut the hell up about my radish flowers and other inane minutae?

Signed,
Defeated Daughter-in-Law Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: It Could Be Worse

Deus ex MacIntosh: It’s Just A Little Crush

We’re back for another round of Deus ex MacIntosh, where I solve your problems with the help of TV.  Like always, this column is for yuks, not for helping anyone make serious decisions.  Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: It’s Just A Little Crush

Deus ex MacIntosh: Winning an Internet Argument

Dear Selena,

How can TV help me win an Internet argument?

Signed,

Loaded for Bear, Needs Outlet Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Winning an Internet Argument