Damn. No luck here, either. It’s like the internet is broken or something.

Glittery unicorn porn?

Hello, internet – and hello glitter fonts.

Probably; the Salvation Army is not that awesome.

I’m not sure it was mentioned.

If I’m wrong, somebody point me to where it was?

No. No he cannot. And the show didn’t do much better of a job on this one, huh? Awkward. Just awkward. Not fun or funny, not dramatic, not sweet, just… awkward.