Guilty pleasure concerning food is the most annoying thing to me. (This can also be used for other “guilty pleasures.”) I enjoy eating. I really love food. I love flavors and textures and I love knowing about what […]

I’ve recently started dieting to help be healthier. I gained nearly 14lbs in a few months’ time. I’m right around 230lbs now and 5’6″. I am obese, maybe morbidly so, I don’t know. I also need to exercise. I […]

Dude, I am so ready for this. I am sooo ready. I’m probably going to miss all the good stuff, though, since I work all weekend every weekend for the rest of my life. But, I do have Fridays off, so I don’t have any […]

No. I was his trainer and I live over an hour away from his owner. But his owner tells me that whenever she says, “You wanna go see Ms. Hyperion?” the little bear of a dog gets super duper excited.

I actually had a pretty good day for once. Hectic. Terribly hectic. But I got to visit with two of my very favorite dogs today. One is a tiny Pomeranian with the cutest little yip. The other is a Great Pyrenees […]

I thought I was going to die on the way to the counseling center? I guess I had a huge panic attack on the way there. Did I mention I had to walk to the appointment? And when I got there, there was no one […]

I’m a dog trainer, and I’ve seen a lot of dogs have skin and coat issues due to food allergies. Corn is most common. Flip over the bag of food and read the ingredients. If there is corn, corn meal, or corn gluten […]

Bases can still burn, though. I remember when I watched Buffy, Spike’s actor would talk in interviews about how he had blisters on his scalp from so much bleaching.

Apparently, adding packets of Sweet & Low to […]

You know, I’ve heard all the “fat acceptance” stuff and I agree with it, but I think you’re the first person to say to me that it’s okay to be fat and have sex. That’s a truly powerful statement. Thank you so much.

I hope Rick Santorum is the ambassador to meet the Cylons.

I hope Rick Santorum simply walks into Mordor.

I like this game.

I have no idea. I just wanted to ask how OKCupid is as a dating site? I’m new to these things.

I felt so unreasonably foul yesterday that I asked a coworker to cover my turn at the register. I was feeling stab-them-with-my-pen stabby. It didn’t help that when I was on the register, I had a 10-year-old boy […]

The only advice columnist I read is Margot, and that’s not even regularly. And on a scale of one to Margot, Susan, you are awesome.

I haven’t jumped ship completely yet, but I have to check authors because I cannot possibly read articles written by a couple of people on there and whenever I say something that agrees — not disagrees, agrees — […]

Same here! Glad to see familiar faces.

That is really awful. I have insurance (it’s part time retail insurance, so it’s absolute crap) but it won’t pay for pre-existing conditions so my insulin is out of my economic reach. Luckily, my doctor helps me. […]

That is really awful. I have insurance (it’s part time retail insurance, so it’s absolute crap) but it won’t pay for pre-existing conditions so my insulin is out of my economic reach. Luckily, my doctor helps me. […]