When I was in college, I worked with a very proper former Catholic schoolgirl who told this joke to the whole staff, then turned beet red and wouldn’t say anything else for half the meeting. I will remember it, […]

He sees “inside the house” as yours.

Maybe she should take huge bushels full of dead leaves and dump them all over “his” yard? God, Dr. Laura is such an asshole. Stop throwing women under the bus and treating […]

You made the right choice.

I have a very good friend who’s had her own struggles as well, and she’s got a pretty choice story involving a holiday ham dinner, three bottles of red wine, her bath tub, and her husband’s feet. She said being […]

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week! Unfortunately, I only know three jokes and that was one of them, so it’s going to be a long few days.

So, a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says, “Well. That answers that question.”

Ba-dum-ch!

In addition to what the others have said, I’ll add that a sense of self-sufficiency and independence is a large part of our national ethos (if there is such a thing), and I think that gun ownership is tied up in […]

I’ve always kind of liked Valentine’s Day for the reasons some other commenters have stated: to me, it’s always been a nice day to tell friends and family you care about them. My mom always gave me and my brothers […]

That is, in a word, fucked.

I just want to add my voice to those who’ve already thanked and encouraged you for this post. This took a lot of courage, and probably involved no small amount of embarrassment, so good on you for deciding to […]

Does anyone else have an issue with the content being too wide for the layout? Everything on the right gets cut off a bit, and I’m pretty sure it’s just that the layout doesn’t work with this screen resolution, […]

I had a mouth on me at a pretty young age, too. Also, apparently my swearing was totally nonsensical. I have an aunt whose favorite story about me as a child involves the phrase “DAMN IT, BATHTUB.”

an unpleasant combination of crushed peanuts and mayonnaise

No. No. Noooooo.