YOU GUYS.  Wine is awesome, but now I can’t drive over to special friend’s apartment for sexytimes because I am drunk and driving drunk is bad.  Very bad. Boo Kansas City and your complete lack of public […]

Today was my last day at my job.  I earned a few dollars while playing Pokemon on Gameboy.  Yup.

But I think the Gameboy playing is really to keep me sane.  I am TERRIFIED that I am not going to find a new […]

Job interview.  In one hour.  Not my dream district, but I can’t count on getting any other interviews, let alone job offers, and this district is in the city I want to live in.  So I have to kick ass.

I woke up at 7:30 this morning.  Normally, that’s when I leave for work.  I rolled out of bed, got dressed, packed my lunch (and breakfast and toothbrush) and got out the door in 7 minutes.  Today sucked.

YOU GUYS.  There are THREE middle school English teaching jobs in my Dream District for next year.  I will not sleep tonight.  So. Excited.

This, right here, is exactly why it is so hard for me to spend long periods of time around my family.  Not necessarily about traditional feminist issues.  But…ugh, they all buy into racial stereotypes, and my […]

I wore earrings and a bracelet on Saturday for the first time in….a year.  I basically never wear jewelry.  It’s like two extra minutes in the morning when I could be sleeping.  Kind of like makeup.  I don’t […]

Thanks.  For the record, that flavor would be chocolate.  I do not understand why other flavors even exist.  Why would anyone not want chocolate ice cream?

Boys are doody heads.  That is all.

So many tornados in Kansas tonight.  Not my specific area, thankfully, but…man, I know and love people all over this state…  :(

Impromptu talk and the chihuahuas, easy.  But the most important question is….how big a spider are we talking about?  Cuz, I could choke down the itsy bitsy spider, but a big one?  I’ll just be taking my clothes […]

Got to play “Mars” in my high school orchestra.  Still, to this day, one of my favorite orchestral pieces, both to play and to listen to.

BTW: Hans Zimmer also ripped off “Mars” in the score for Gladiator.  […]

I’m on a perscription diuretic, so a salt substitute with potassium could apparently send me into cardiac arrest.  Probably an even worse choice than the salt. ;)

Thanks for the other tips, though!

I wonder how necessary the soy sauce and salt are.  I’m supposed to be on a low-sodium diet, so a lot of chilis aren’t great for me.  But I think this, minus the soy sauce, is something I’m going to have to try.  […]

You can put Mike Rowe in all the threads.  It’s okay.  :)

Today was day 46 for me.  I did ten in the morning before work, and then the rest when I got home.  I’ve gotten into a bit of a pattern, and I timed […]

Also, my brother’s 4th grade science project?  Testing the breaking strength of linguine bridges to see which design was most efficient.  He got to go to the science fair, even though his display board looked […]

My 4th grade science project involved testing which combination of metals in lemon juice made the best battery.  I got a B and didn’t get to go to the science fair because my display board wasn’t pretty enough.  […]

Ewwwww, a phone interview just sounds awful.  Hope all goes well for you.

I have a Roku.  I use it to watch soccer, Netflix, and Hulu pretty regularly.  Might have to poke around in the internation channels if […]

My sports teams are winning all the games recently. Jayhawks in the championship game, and Sporting KC has won their first four games of the season.  I will probably be crushed when the winning comes to a […]