My fiance is also pretty sure she’s going to come back. I don’t know how she’d survive the impromptu c-section, but I do agree that not showing Carl shoot her is pretty suspicious.

I had a really terrifying experience with my dog in my old apartment. After explaining some weird staring that she would do to the vet, she told me “it’s probably ghosts”, which I rolled my eyes at (and it didn’t […]

Oh wow that is so creepy! I’m really intrigued by that app now…

“Everyone does not love Hank. Sarah better not love Hank.”

Ugh, I really don’t like the direction they seem to be going with Sarah and Hank. She does not need to cheer up the grump with her love. No thank you.

This is fascinating! Fucking Nero…

Yay! I will celebrate tonight by finishing off the MCC in my freezer! I’m still loyal to pistachio, but this is definitely an acceptable alternative for me.

Ew this is just terrible. Is there a word count for “medulla oblongata”? I feel like I’ve read it a bunch just in these excerpts.

Pistachio is my absolute favorite. I didn’t learn to appreciate it until a couple years ago, but woooh it is perfect.

I was thinking the same thing as your first point. If you’re counting calories and you are really “healthy”/low cal in the morning, you’ll have more room for “less healthy”/higher cal foods in the […]

Seconded. This should be seen by those in power.

This is fantastic, thanks for posting it. I have been struggling for a while now with my discomfort sitting through a homily where they preach things that isolate me. This gives me the courage to go back.

I love biking to work! The only time I don’t is when it’s raining (my brakes don’t work in the rain) or there’s snow on the road (brakes don’t work and tires have zero traction). In Philadelphia it really is so […]

haha I love that. My parents hid the flashlights early on, I still wouldn’t know where to find them at their house.

I got reading glass 3 years ago (after a year of horrible headaches) and I’m still in denial. I don’t think of myself as someone who wears glasses. My parents didn’t need reading glasses until their 40s, and I got […]

I too am a hair puller/scalp picker. I think it started in high school with hair pulling. I did the same thing – found that “imperfect” strand, pulled it out, and examined it. I would also search for split ends […]

I wish I had the space for a dining room/kitchen table, but I really don’t. Having a 50lb dog sitting on the couch beside me while I try to eat isn’t ideal – tho I’ve become very skilled at keep away – so my only […]

I listened to Blue practically every day of high school, along with Court and Spark, Simon and Garfunkel, and the Beatles. But Blue was and is definitely my favorite of all the albums I took from my parents. It […]

It took me three tries to get my license, and it wasn’t until the week before my 18th birthday that I finally passed.

The first time, I was probably about 17, having just finished drivers ed. My dad took me in […]

My grandmother was a spitfire with a fantastic sense of humor. I didn’t learn to appreciate that humor until my last few years with her, when I was a teenager. She had a lot of funny expressions, mostly […]

My brother and I were terrible about breaking things as part of a game. We used to punch out the screen on the porch door so that we could play ice cream shop (repeatedly, because my silly parents kept fixing it). […]