Hello, latte puppeh! I want to smooch your face!

Hive mind.

Not that I take fiber, except that I do, daily.

I’m a busty lady and I also wear Freya bras! Love! I buy mine from barenecessities.com (I’m in the U.S., but they might have an international site?)–I might buy one or two new bras a year. With sales and online […]

Hello, fellow English-degree-holding North Carolinian! I found it odd that you are going to a fiber festival, because who fests about the thing that makes your bowel movements…move better? Then I read more. Also, I am old.

Har–not self-confidence at all; it’s willingness to be the butt of jokes for entertainment’s sake. I’m quite sure I’m thought of in my family as ridiculous–the crazy spinster cat lady in her mid-thirties.

I […]

I destroy everything personal and don’t commit to paper or internet anything incriminating (I’m the only person in the world without a blog, and I don’t really “do” Facebook), but I have my journals from high […]

Welcome! There are several Jezfugees here, including me. You will find this place to be very different (coughnicercough) from over there. Have fun!

You and your dad are good people. The Poisoner should be nibbled slowly by hungry, angry, rabid squirrels.

I have nothing of value to add, but you made me laugh with this:

your stupid three-quarter-length trousers and fucking boat shoes make you look like a fucking gondolier

Since you have decided to be Tigress, I shall be Cat (in spirit). I will take lots of naps and hiss and scratch if someone touches my belly.

Also, I want to put this on a sign on my forehead at the nearest major intersection:

Nobody is making an amendment enforcing the honoring of my mother and father, and nobody is going to jail for taking the lord’s […]

I’m a NC native and voted last week (early voting) against the amendment. I visited my mother this week, and as the election results came in, of course we discussed it. She had voted for it, based upon her […]

That is awesome! I wash my curtains FAR, FAR too infrequently and I have washed my windows…never. The shame.

The things you find when you are weeding your “pictures” file… ;)

I submit the following for the gif party. We’re gonna party like it’s 1999 (and we’re using Windows 98).

This ridiculous frog video is the most awesome thing I saw all week. I had to share.

I hate am not a fan of babies and kids and don’t understand the need/want to procreate (OK, everyone gets it, @upinalather, move on) but I love Baby Mama. If you like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, you will like the […]

The last cat gif…I’m almost cry-laughing over that! It makes me want a third cat just to manufacture that situation!

I don’t know anyone in Canada, nor have I ever been, but I had to let you know that this:

I thought maybe someone knows somebody who knows somebody who would be willing to rent me a room in their home without, […]