The Shittiest Princess and the Twelve-Toed Suitor

The Shittiest Princess is a series of funny fairy tales for those of us who ain’t exactly cartoon princesses. Stay tuned for a new adventure every week!

Once upon a time, when men were men and women were property, there lived a very shitty princess. Verily, she was the shittiest princess in the seven kingdoms, and in the three kingdoms beyond them. She was worse than even the most terrible royal in that weird duchy that celebrated Christmas all year ’round. It took a month to pry the tinsel out of your sensitive parts after a visit to that accursed place, a pox upon it. Read More The Shittiest Princess and the Twelve-Toed Suitor

You Are Cordially Invited to This Week’s Fishiest Free-For-All: RuPaul’s Drag Race Edition!

Hi there, Persephoneers! RuPaul’s Drag Race was a repeat last night (boo!) so this here’s a free-for-all for us to dish on what we think about the season so far. Or what you had for dinner last night. Seriously, who am I, the thread police? Chat about what you want – just mention sequins or wigs or something. Read More You Are Cordially Invited to This Week’s Fishiest Free-For-All: RuPaul’s Drag Race Edition!

Recap: America’s Next Top Model, Episode 16.8, “Moddle Go-See, Birdie Doo-Doo”

I don’t know about you kids, but after last week’s harrowing episode of America’s Next Top Model, I’m about ready to swear allegiance to the dark side of modeling, where instead of smizing (smiling with your eyes), you snmass (sneer malevolently with your ass). I’m snmassing as I type. Someone give me a car.
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Manufacturing a Celebrity Crush

Meghan’s post about JTT and the subsequent comments about all the celebrity crushes of my generation only served as a reminder about my own personal shortcoming: I don’t have celebrity crushes.  In middle school when all the girls were cutting out their Tiger Beat pictures of JTT and Jonathan Brandeis and my sister was rewinding the scene in Casper where Devon Sawa and Christina Ricci kiss, I was far more interested in the general phenomenon of celebrity crushes. Read More Manufacturing a Celebrity Crush