The Shittiest Princess and the Manly Games

The Shittiest Princess is a series of funny fairy tales for those of us who ain’t exactly cartoon princesses. Stay tuned for a new adventure every week!  You can find the whole series here.

It came to pass in the country of Kingdomville that the king held an annual event for the betterment of boners and armpit sweat: The Manly Games. Besides crusades, wars, Minion-crushing, tournaments, Tuesdays, and gay pride parades, there were no opportunities for men to run about waving their implements at one another, so the Games were born.

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Friday News Bites: Equality Updates, World News, and More

Greetings, Persephoneers! Happy Friday to you all. There’s lots happening in the world of LGBT equality this week, and we’ve also got a handful of other stories that I thought might interest you. Let’s get started, shall we?

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Travel Mishap

In the gleam of florid neon, every street began to look the same, and my mother kept telling me not to look around anyway, so I had no idea where we were. I think everyone else in our party was in the same boat. We were lost in a foreign city. More importantly, we were lost in Amsterdam. In the red-light district. With my grandparents.

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