This Week in Misogyny is Not Thankful

The Thanksgiving holiday in the US meant that This Week in Misogyny took last week off. Misogyny, however, didn’t do me a favor and kept right on rolling. It’s a world of fun below the cut! (As usual, trigger warnings for just about everything apply.) Read More This Week in Misogyny is Not Thankful

Buster Blonde’s Tried and True Dating Advice

For those of you prone to overanalyzing relationships, I’ve put together a couple of quick tips for not over-thinking romantic entanglements. I hope you can benefit from this personal roadmap on how to avoid this serious dating blunder. Read More Buster Blonde’s Tried and True Dating Advice

Deus ex MacIntosh: Now We’re Cooking with Gas

“Dear Selena, I have invited my boyfriend’s parents over for Christmas dinner, but I’ve never really prepared a big fancy dinner before. Can television help me show them a night they’ll never forget?

Signed, Culinary Neophyte” Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Now We’re Cooking with Gas

Deus ex MacIntosh: Meh, Strippers.

I caught my husband frequenting an online stripper website. I’m not as upset about this as society tells me I should be, so I feel like I should be more upset. What should I do, Deus ex MacIntosh? Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Meh, Strippers.

Deus ex MacIntosh: It’s Just A Little Crush

We’re back for another round of Deus ex MacIntosh, where I solve your problems with the help of TV.  Like always, this column is for yuks, not for helping anyone make serious decisions.  Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: It’s Just A Little Crush

Deus ex MacIntosh: Winning an Internet Argument

Dear Selena,

How can TV help me win an Internet argument?

Signed,

Loaded for Bear, Needs Outlet Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Winning an Internet Argument

Deus ex MacIntosh: Cats vs. Dogs

We’re back for another session of Deus ex MacIntosh, where we find all life’s answers in TV. Or at least have fun looking at old clips. As always, my advice is for entertainment purposes only. If you follow any of my advice it is at your own risk, and may require photographic evidence. Read More Deus ex MacIntosh: Cats vs. Dogs