Open Letter to People Who Pee on Toilet Seats

Dear Inconsiderate Pissers,

This week I have sat on no fewer than five toilets covered in pee in train stations, mall bathrooms, airports, and in restaurants. It seems that everywhere I go, one of you has left me a present to marinate my butt in. Well, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s piss. Read More Open Letter to People Who Pee on Toilet Seats

When the Private Bathroom Goes Public

Like many New York City residents, my fiancé and I have a rather unique living situation. I won’t go into the details, but essentially they all boil down to one very important fact: in theory, we share a bathroom with another person. In practice, however, it sometimes seems like we might be sharing a bathroom with a small (and very messy) army. Read More When the Private Bathroom Goes Public