Oh, lovely kids, rejoice! We have returned to another week of the news. Like the days that rise and fall, what happens in our world changes at the drop of a coin. Of course, it’s easy to wax poetic if you’re like me, who, in a recent attempt to indulge my sanity, has been avoiding the state of our world by binge-drinking cartoons and cat videos. Coping mechanisms, ahoy! Nonetheless, we come back to let you know what’s going on in this good world. Shall we? Read More End Of The Week News
Welcome back children, welcome back. Each week you fly back with me into the ether of the terrifying and the absurd. Mostly the absurd. Here we attempt to understand what is going on in this big, crazy world of ours, one news bite at a time. Let’s jump right into the topics that make us swirl our brains to process the all the goods, shall we? Read More End Of The Week News
Kittens, you are back. Was last week as bad for you as it was for me? Did you forget what the news deal usually is about? Read More End of the Week News: End on a Note
Poodles, alas! Here we are again for yet another roundabout recap of all the news to make you… well, let’s see what darkish, garish scenarios await us. Read More Mid-Week News: Wheel of Morality
Guys. There’s a job opening for the Doctor and River Song in here.
As this week wraps up, let’s take a look back at what’s happened and make a few educated (entirely speculative) guesses about the future. But first, do you ever feel like you’re on a carousel and keep passing the same waving parent, or it’s Groundhog Day and you keep eating the same diner breakfast, or you fell in a black hole and now every day is the worst day ever? You’re not alone–millions of people feel this way, and it’s because our government keeps debating the same issues, over and over, ad nauseam, and true change has gone the way of the 8-track and typewriter. Read More Political Round-up: Republican Grinches, Trillion Dollar Bills, & First Responders