Live Blog! Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Graduation Day Parts 1 and 2

Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet. Read More Live Blog! Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Graduation Day Parts 1 and 2

Retro Recap: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.18, “Earshot”

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it’s not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It’s not. It’s deafening.

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Retro Recap: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.12, “Helpless”

You know, nothing’s really gonna change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.

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Retro Recap: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.10, “Amends”

You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails. Maybe this evil did bring you back, but if it did, it’s because it needs you. And that means that you can hurt it. Angel, you have the power to do real good, to make amends. But if you die now, then all that you ever were was a monster.

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Ladyghosts: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.05, “Homecoming”

We are gonna get out of here, and we’re gonna head back to the library, where Giles and the rest of the weapons live. Then I’m going to take out the rest of these guys, just in time for you to congratulate me on my sweeping victory as Homecoming Queen.

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Ladyghosts of TV Past: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 3.3, “Faith, Hope, and Trick”

Sunnydale. Town’s got quaint, and the people: he called me “sir,” don’t you just miss that? I mean, admittedly, it’s not a haven for the brothers. You know, strictly the Caucasian persuasion here in the Dale. But you know you just gotta stand up and salute that death rate. I ran a statistical analysis and, Hello Darkness. Makes D.C. look like Mayberry. And ain’t nobody sayin’ boo about it. We could fit right in here. Have us some fun. Read More Ladyghosts of TV Past: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 3.3, “Faith, Hope, and Trick”

Recap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.01, “Anne”

I don’t want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share. Read More Recap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Episode 3.01, “Anne”