One Pasty At A Time: We All Put On Our Stockings One Foot At A Time

Consider me surprised, but I seem to have a knack for nipple tassels. Thank god, because when you are surrounded by women who professionally dance for a living, there’s something about the fact that you: 1) have never taken a dance class in your life and 2) have about as much rhythm as a transistor radio, that can weigh heavy on your confidence when you seem to have an inability to get the steps right all on the first time.

[Slightly NSFW pictures after the jump]

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