I made a friend watch the Eurovision, something she had somehow never done before, and halfway through Saturday night she remarked that she didn’t have much experience with the whole thing, but wasn’t it a bit weird this year? To which there was only one correct answer: no, it was a pretty average Eurovision night. Read More What We Learned From the Eurovision Song Contest
Citizens of Europe! It’s your patriotic duty to feel ashamed of your country’s taste in music today! (If you’re not European, you’re not technically allowed to make fun of foreigners, but we can bend the rules today – I’ll make all the fun for you.) So grab your nearest liquor bottle, brush up on the drinking game rules, and join me for our fabulous liveblog at 8 pm GMT (3 pm EST)! Read More The Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Drunken Liveblog
Thank you all for sticking it out with me this far. Here are the last six entries to this year’s EuroVision Song Contest. Read More EuroVision Part 7: The Grand Finale
We’re almost done, everyone! Today we’ll be looking at the last six contestants in Part 2 of the Semi-Finals, and then all that’s left is the six countries already lined up for the Grand Finale. Who’s as stoked as I am? Read More EuroVison Part 6: Can I have Some More Turkey, Please?
I have seen some absolutely terrible EuroVision song entries in the past, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many mediocre contestants make it to the semi-finals. However, I do appreciate the small nods to Disney I found in the set.
So today we reach the halfway point of this year’s contestants by jumping into the second semi-final. It might just be me, but I think they saved some of the better music for this semi, and I can’t wait to get see what you all think about it. Read More EuroVision: 4 Parts Music, 1 Part Sideeye
So today we finish reviewing the first half of the semifinals for this year’s EuroVision Song Contest. Yay! Read More EuroVision: Part the Third
Welcome back to the next installment of Eurovision contestants! This week we’re seeing just how unbreakable Switzerland can be. Read More EuroVision Part 2: Electric Boogaloo