What We Learned From the Eurovision Song Contest

I made a friend watch the Eurovision, something she had somehow never done before, and halfway through Saturday night she remarked that she didn’t have much experience with the whole thing, but wasn’t it a bit weird this year? To which there was only one correct answer: no, it was a pretty average Eurovision night. Read More What We Learned From the Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Drunken Liveblog

Citizens of Europe! It’s your patriotic duty to feel ashamed of your country’s taste in music today! (If you’re not European, you’re not technically allowed to make fun of foreigners, but we can bend the rules today – I’ll make all the fun for you.) So grab your nearest liquor bottle, brush up on the drinking game rules, and join me for our fabulous liveblog at 8 pm GMT (3 pm EST)! Read More The Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Drunken Liveblog

EuroVison Part 6: Can I have Some More Turkey, Please?

We’re almost done, everyone! Today we’ll be looking at the last six contestants in Part 2 of the Semi-Finals, and then all that’s left is the six countries already lined up for the Grand Finale. Who’s as stoked as I am? Read More EuroVison Part 6: Can I have Some More Turkey, Please?

EuroVision Part 5: An Homage To Disney!

I have seen some absolutely terrible EuroVision song entries in the past, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many mediocre contestants make it to the semi-finals. However, I do appreciate the small nods to Disney I found in the set.

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EuroVision: 4 Parts Music, 1 Part Sideeye

So today we reach the halfway point of this year’s contestants by jumping into the second semi-final. It might just be me, but I think they saved some of the better music for this semi, and I can’t wait to get see what you all think about it. Read More EuroVision: 4 Parts Music, 1 Part Sideeye