News in Europe: Donkeys Do It Better

Welcome to another week of news ranging from horrible to blurgh, saved only by some horny animals right at the end. Read More News in Europe: Donkeys Do It Better

News in Europe: Election Fallout Edition

Citizens of Europe, I despair of you. Well, some of you. The results of the elections for the European Parliament have not been wholly surprising, but the extent of anti-EU feeling across the continent is disheartening. Let’s have a look. Read More News in Europe: Election Fallout Edition

News in Europe: At Least You Didn’t Marry a Bunny, Nigel

Citizens, I missed you! Sara did a great job while I was busy having fun — but at least I was having good, clean European fun. Germany was sunny, and the news was… boring. Not much happening over there, so let’s look east, which is where the real news is. Read More News in Europe: At Least You Didn’t Marry a Bunny, Nigel

News in Europe: Let’s Not Stay Together

Greetings, citizens! While nothing major has happened this past week, there are so many curious behind-the-scenes developments that I’m starting to suspect Europe might just be losing it. But onwards and upwards, friends, and let’s make the best of this: Read More News in Europe: Let’s Not Stay Together