Dispatches from Ladyblogland

Welcome to the ladyblogosphere, where everyone is trying to be the next big thing.

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Gifts for the More Immature, Inappropriate, and Inane People in Your Life

I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy. My husband’s farts still crack me up after years, and my own will send me into fits of hysteria that just create more farts. The cycle is endless. Read More Gifts for the More Immature, Inappropriate, and Inane People in Your Life

Uncharted Territory

Four new notifications, and a new message. I click the small red 4, expecting the usual likes and comments.

Oh.

She accepted my friend request.

My palms are suddenly wet, I can feel my heart pounding through my chest, for the millionth time in the past four days my cheeks have become uncomfortably hot. The internet is so slow, my fingers fumble, my mouse trips over the screen. Five seconds feels like a year, what does she have to say?

“Hi, of course I’d like to get to know you. Your husband and I are just friends.”

So it’s true. Read More Uncharted Territory