Earlier this week, Jessica Lange confirmed that she will not be returning for season five of American Horror Story. It had long been rumored that AHS: Freak Show would be her last appearance on the Ryan Murphy show but there was hope that Lange would change her mind — after all, she claimed she wouldn’t be back for season four, but there she was, singing David Bowie covers as Elsa Mars. Though AHS is the rare show that boasts numerous dynamic female leads, including powerhouses like Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson, and Francis Conroy, it was Lange who reigned Supreme over the franchise. Read More Jessica Lange Gif Machine
There are times in life — specifically internet-life — where it’s not worth the effort to get mad at whatever inane thing some jackass has spouted off about. It’s not worth your anger, and it’s certainly not worth your energy composing a post to tell them off, and it might not even be worth giving them the finger. For those times, all you can do is just roll your eyes. Read More Gif it to Me, Baby: When You Have to Roll Your Eyes
It’s been a great day in America for women. In Bizarro world. Read More GIF it to Me, Baby: Women are People
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For as long as I’ve watched The Good Wife (since the pilot, FWIW), I’ve looked at Alicia Florrick as a woman I am nothing like, but would aspire to be. It wasn’t until last night’s “A Few Words” that I realized we weren’t as different as I thought. Read More New Show Recap: The Good Wife, 5×14, A Few Words
Not everyone can have a cold. For those of us lucky enough to have one, we still have to deal with haters who are jealous of our cups of steaming tea and piles of tissue. And we all know the fun will some day end and we have to deal with being cold-free again. But for the coughers and sneezers out there, here are 18 things cold-havers will understand.
I’m sorry, y’all, I can’t stop watching this gif and giggling. I am 12. Read More This Open Thread is Bringing the NSFW Fireworks
Happy Tuesday, kittens. Are you ready? Read More This OTP Is A Spinning Hamburger. No, Really.