Usually I can easily ignore the rambling of “Nature’s Children” like Shailene Woodley, Gwyneth Paltrow and the like. But after GOOP/Paltrow’s tip about steaming your vagina, well, I steamed all right. From my ears.
The Shittiest Princess is a series of funny fairy tales for those of us who ain’t exactly cartoon princesses. Stay tuned for a new adventure every week! You can find the whole series here.
Once inside a dungeon dreary, Princess Poot attended her appointment with the palace’s Fish Tank Scum Cleaning and Flipper-Tickling Minions for her monthly gill routing. Poot was the shittiest princess in the world, and not just because her gills were so prone to algae.
Hello Dear Reader,
If you, like me, enjoy taking in the occasional television programme, reading the internet, or venturing outside the comforts of your toasty home to a fluorescent-lit location where candy-colored magazines are displayed by cash registers, you’ve probably recently come in contact with the strange bird that is the post-holiday cleanse. It is otherwise known as a detox, a volatile alchemical combination of digestive crackers, wheatgrass, vaguely citrus-ey smells, and a deep longing to rid oneself of “holiday bloat.” Read More A Post-Holiday Cleanse for the Persephone Reader